Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*forty-seven*

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MUHFUCKIN HOMIE, LEIGH FUCKIN PIZZLE❤️😎 #29andstillfine

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Lauren: (singing) My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola-

Leigh: No, it doesn't

Lauren: LEIGH, NO!

Jade: Oop- (sips tea)

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Kaine: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?

Lauren: Thirty exclamation marks, pronounced as someone screaming

Erick: So, Leigh's gonna be screaming your name regardless?

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Chris: Leigh, you wanna go out?

Leigh: (sits on Normani's lap) No

Chris: (sucks teeth)

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Leigh: Bitches be trying me on the internets and this one funky pussy bitch called me broke

Leigh: Baby girl, this tropical pussy alone could buy your life twice... half a milli is pocket change to me

Leigh: Better check my pedigree, heaux

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(Group chat)

Brandon: You can make money, making money💵

Perrie: You can make bread... making bread 🥖

Zab: When you need that dough, you knead that dough🍞😂

Lauren: Did you germs hit the blunt without me?

Perrie: Nah

Ben: Spiders are land octopi 🐙 🕷

Leigh-Anne has left the group chat

Ally added Leigh-Anne to the conversation

Leigh-Anne deletes Ally and leaves again

Akia: This new iPhone update crazy

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Camila: I'll make you a Krabby Patty if you call me daddy

Leigh: Fucks no

Camila: (sucks teeth)

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(Leigh's birthday party)

Leigh: Its my motherfuckin' birthdayy

Jin: We know it's your birthday

Dinah: (walks in with a present) Happy birthday, biitch

Leigh: So, you just gon' bring me a birthday gift to my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Dinah: Happy birthday?

Leigh: Bitch-

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Edwin: (makes a joke that I can't think of)

Lauren: Lol

Leigh: This... is a verbal conversation

Lauren:...

Lauren: Lol

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*This would've been longer, but I couldn't come up with any "jokes" 🙁 which is why this is a day late

**I put quotes bc I'm legit not that funny