Lauren: I wasn't that drunk
Normani: Oh really? You forgot the word for milk and asked Ally "Where's the cereal juice?"
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Perrie: I love teasing Camila. It's so much fun!
Camila: But when I tease you, you push me down and ride my face
Ally:...
Leigh:...
Lauren:...
Jade: (sips tea loudly)
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Edwin: I look like a potato
Nick: Yeah, a hot potato
Edwin: ...
Nick: (finger guns)
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(Spelling Bee)
Jesy: Your word is 'demolished'
Nick: Can you use it in a sentence?
Jesy: Sure. "Last week, I demolished Jade's pussy!"
Jade: (fucking faints)
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Austin: I wish my last name was 'Nutt' so that I could name my son 'Buster'
Brandon: Your kid would hate you
Austin: (chuckles) Yeah
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Ally: Chris, you can't do that
Chris: Why not?
Ally: You can't put someone out of business because you're jealous
Chris: I'm not jealous! What does he have that I don't have? Besides from the fangirls? And the pretty hair? And those gorgeous green eyes?
Erick: Don't forget my sweet ass
Chris: Yeah, and a sweet ass?
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Zion: How much are those hot tubs for babies?
Store clerk: Sir... that's a crock pot
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Ally: Where's Lauren? I can't find her anywhere
Richard: Hold on (clears throat) LEIGH-ANNE IS UGLY
Lauren: (crashes through the wall) WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT BULLSHIT?! I'LL FUCKING DESTROY YOU
Richard: There she is
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Brandon: Where are all the snacks?
Joel: (clears throat obnoxiously)
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Camila: Bitches be like "I want Jesy Nelson to have my babies"
Camila: It's me
Camila: (sweating) I'm Bitches
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanfictionJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
