Camila: I used to be the youngest in 8th grade. Now, I'm older than every 8th grader. Be careful who you call young in middle school
Dinah: Why are you like this?
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Perrie: I wasn't gonna get a brain transplant... but then I changed my mind
Lauren: You're still an idiot, so the operation was a failure
Jade: (from the other room) Like me, right?
Lauren: Jade, we've talked about this-
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Normani: (on one knee) Dinah, will you marry me?
Dinah: Whoa, we've only been dating for 7 years. Let's not rush things
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(All playing Never-Have-I-Ever)
Leigh: Ok, never have I ever hooked up my bandmate
Jesy/Perrie: (puts a finger down)
Lauren/Camila: (puts a finger down)
Jade: (raises hand) Like actual hooking up?
Leigh: Yes. No drinking involved, no dares, or anything
Jesy/Perrie: (puts finger back up)
Lauren/Camila: (keeps finger down)
Jade/Leigh: (looks at each other and slowly puts their fingers down)
Dinah: Ha, GAAYYYYYY!
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(During sex)
Normani: Say something dirty
Jade: No
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(In hell)
Jesy: (drinking water)
Satan: The fuck are you doing?
Jesy: It's hot and I'm thirsty
Satan:...
Jesy: Want some?
Satan:... Yeah
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(In heaven)
Ally: (gets frustrated) What the hell?
God: (clears throat)
Ally: Sorry...
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Jesy: (writing a song)
Perrie: (scoffs) You're still left-handed?
Jesy: Uh... yeah?
Perrie: Use your right hand. It's not cool or edgy to be left handed. Grow up
Jesy:...
Jesy: (smacks her with her right hand) That better?
Perrie: (holding cheek) Much better
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Camila: Ice is fucking badass
Dinah: How?
Camila: They float around in their own blood
Dinah: Why are you still like this?
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Normani: (exists)
Jesy: (drooling)
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Perrie: (does nothing all week)
Perrie: Today is a 'me' day. I definitely deserve it
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Jade, 7: (bilingual, genius IQ, mentally healthy, can do math)
Jade, 27: (wants to get yeeted in the air by a car and believed Perrie when she said the spare root of 144 was 3,236)
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Lauren: (on her phone)
Leigh: Lauren
Lauren:...
Leigh: Lauren
Lauren:...
Leigh: (yeets her phone across the room)
Lauren: Leigh, what the fuck?!
Leigh: Ignore me and whatever has your attention gets destroyed
(Years later)
Lauren: (bungee jumping)
Leigh: LAUREN!
Lauren: NOT NOW!
Leigh:...
Leigh: (grabs scissors)
(this one was weak but I laughed)
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Ally: (smiles)
Dinah: YOU'RE SO FUCKING CUTE! OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU! MARRY ME, YOU SHORT, BEAUTIFUL GODDESS!
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Jade: (drunk and prank calling a restaurant) Hello, do yous do take away?
Rest.: Uh yeah
Jade: (snickers) What's 7 take away 4?
Rest.: (sighs) Jade, go to be, you're drunk
Jade: How'd you know me name?
Rest.: It's Leigh... You called Pizza Hut
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Dinah: I was hardly in this chapter so I'm gonna take this time to tell y'all a story. Okay, so this one time, Lern was eating out-
Lauren: Who are you talking to, Dinah?
Dinah: Shut up, I'm trying to tell about that "time"
Lauren: Oh, that time?
Dinah: (nods) Now, lemme continue. Anyway, she was eating out with me and Walz and then this guy, that looked like a damned Dorito, tried to-
Camila: I heard my name
Dinah: Ugh, can y'all stop interrupting me?
Lauren: Hmm, like how you interrupt us in every Camren smut in existence?
Camila: Exactly
Dinah: (stands up and leaves) I'll just tell the story some other time
(This joke was stale too but I'm sleep deprived so it's funny as of now)
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanfictionJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
