Camila: Hey, wanna go out?
Jade: I'd rather count all the hair follicles on my head
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Perrie: Why is 'bomb' not pronounced like 'tomb'?
Austin:...
Zab: (shakes head)
Edwin: (nudges Jesy) Your girlfriend
Jesy: Don't remind me
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(Halloween)
Nick: (to Zion) What're you supposed to be? A disappointment?
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Erick:
Joel: If you think you can make me buy you anything with those eyes... you're damn right
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Jesy: (at Normani) Why is she so fucking hot?
Jade: Don't be jealous. You're too, Jes
Jesy: I'm not jealous, I'm being gay as fuck
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Richard: That outfit looks good on you
Chris: Thanks.
Richard: Wanna know what would look better on you?
Chris: What?
Richard: Nothing
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Zion: Imagine if teeth or your internal organs itched?
Nick: For the love of fuck, Zion
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Ally: Call me short one more time. I dare you
Dinah: What're you gonna do? Fight my knees
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Leigh: (looks upset)
Jade: What's wrong?
Leigh: I can't find my green top
Jade: Oh, Lauren's downstairs
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Zab: It's past four in the morning and I'm eating pizza
Erick: Aren't you supposed to be asleep?
Zab: Yeah, but I live to disappoint
Camila: Felt that on the deepest of levels
Perrie: Shit, same
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Jade: If I go into cardiac arrest, don't give me CPR
Joel: But then you'd die
Jade: Exactly
Joel:...
Jade:...
Joel: We've talked about this
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Leigh: I'm not gay!
Lauren: (exists)
Leigh: Well, fuck, I just might be
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Perrie: I'm so hungry, but there's nothing here to eat
Richard: I know what you can eat
Austin: Richard, don't you dare
Jesy: (smirk) You can eat me
Richard: I was gonna order pizza, but Jesy's pussy works too
Perrie: (passes out)
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Edwin: You don't know what I'm capable of!
Brandon: I'm sorry, but I feel as though I'm being threatened by a marshmallow
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Jesy: I may not find the microphone during interviews, but I always find Jade's g-
Ally: GUITAR! She always find her guitar
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Perrie: (wearing a dress)
Dinah: (smirks) Damn, I wish I could pull that off
Perrie: Aw, you could definitely pull this off!
Dinah: Wait, really?
Perrie: Yeah! You look good in anything, Dinah
Dinah: (facepalms)
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Leigh: What's your favorite food?
Ally: Waffles
Jesy: Chocolate
Jade: Digestives
Lauren: (smirks) You
Leigh: (chokes on her nachos)
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Girls: Can we get McDonald's?
Ally/Jesy: Nah, we have food at home
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Zab: Don't call me Zabdie... it makes me sound like a little kid and I'm a grown man
The boys: zAbDiE
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(LM songs having a convo)
ADIDAS: Let's just agree that I'm the best dirty song the girls have ever written
Beep Beep: Excuse me? I'm actually the best
Notice: I think the fuck not
ADIDAS: Over two years later and I still wanna know how HQ was convinced to put you on Glory Days?
Notice: You're a trashy bitch, BB. Sorryboutit
Motivate: You mean a BAD bitch?
Beep Beep: Exactly! I walked so yous could run
ADIDAS: Now, wayment-
Notice: No, you're TRASHY... if anything, I'm the queen
Motivate: Says the bitch that's never been performed live
Notice: You just shaded your girl over there, so have a seat
Bounce Back: (struts in wearing shades) All y'all thots need to have a seat because the GODDESS has arrived
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YOU ARE READING
Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
FanficJust a bunch of dumb shit to laugh at
