Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*twenty-three*

Jesy: Remember, kids: if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing

Ally: Jessica-!

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Jade: Friends are like bananas, if you peel and then eat them, they die.

Camila: (backs away slowly)

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Perrie: The least spoken language in the world is sign language

Joel:...

Normani:...

Zion: She's not wrong

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Jade: If a toy in Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would watch in horror as the kid plays with their friend's corpse

Brandon:...

Jade:...

Brandon: What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Perrie: Hey, Jes?

Jesy: What?

Perrie: Our ship name sounds like 'Pussy'

Jesy: (sits on her lap) Well, we are what we eat

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Chris: It was never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg

Nick:...

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(Laureigh text)

Lauren: W u, 60 mins feels like an hour

Leigh: Aweee ur so sweet😍 I love u so much❤️

Lauren: Leigh-Leigh?

Leigh: Yes, baby?😘

Lauren: 60 minutes is an hour😂

Leigh:... I fucking hate u😒

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Dinah: Church is just book club that's been stuck on one book for centuries

Ally: I-

Dinah: Am I wrong??

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Zion: Do crabs think fish are flying?

Zab: How high are you?

Zion: 6'2

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Jade: Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall and died... that's why they couldn't put him back together again

Nick: First Chris now you?

Dinah: My main question is why didn't they call a doctor or something? Instead the king sent men and horses to help

Nick: For the love of fuck-

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Camila: (on the phone) So, can you make that a large?... No, two larges... yeah, with some bread sticks... 2 liter Coke... thank you (hangs up)

Normani: Who were you on the phone with?

Camila: Dominos

Normani:... Didn't you just order Chinese? Then before that you and Ally got groceries, half of which were your snacks.

Camila: Yeah, what's your point?

Normani:...

Camila:...

Normani: Are you sharing?

Camila:... Am I what?

Normani: Sharing?

Camila: (flatly) I don't know what that means...

Normani: Are you sharing your food?

Camila: (flatly) Why are you speaking in a different language?

Normani: I'm not. I'm asking you if you're shar-

Camila: (flatly) Fucking speak English, Mani.

Normani: Fuck this shit (walks out)

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