Jade: I want someone that's smart, has common sense, and is well put together
Leigh: (trips over air)
Jade: Nevermind, I want that one
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Lauren: (confessing her love) Dinah, I love you
Dinah: Everyone does, you ain't special, trick
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Jesy: Alright, you fuck faces
Jesy: Except you, Ally. You're an angel and we're excited to have you here
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Camila: If I jerk off while smoking weed, is it called 'masturblazing'?
Jade: No, it's called 'highjacking'
Perrie: I'd call it 'weed whacking'
Normani: I call it 'disappointing your parents', you cow anuses
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Lauren: If I sneeze, what does an atheist say? Do they say 'bless you'?
Dinah: Ralph, I'm gonna drop kick you in your throat
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Normani: Okay, Perrie: kiss, marry, fuck, kill, any of us?
Perrie: Kiss myself, marry myself, fuck myself, and kill Jade
Jade: I feel the love, Pez. I feel the love
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Camila: (sneezes)
Ally:...
Camila: Aren't you gonna say 'bless you'?
Ally: We're dating. You're blessed enough
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Jesy: Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Normani: Because my parents don't know I'm gay. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Jesy: Because your parents don't know you're gay
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Interviewer: Who's clumsier between Camila and Leigh-Anne?
Lauren: Yes
Interviewer:...
Lauren:...
Interviewer:...
Lauren: Neither of those hoes can't even stand still without falling
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Ally: Dinah, make sure you take the trash out
Dinah: Okay
Dinah: (to Perrie) Wanna go out?
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Jade: What would we do without the phrase 'I don't know'?
Jesy: Who knows?
Jade:...
Jesy:...
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Lauren: I charge for compliments
Dinah: Tell me one
Lauren: You're so cute that I won't even charge you
Dinah: Aww, you're so sweet
Lauren: That'll be $10
Dinah:...
Lauren: Cash or credit?
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Camila: Oh shut up, you know you love me
Jade: I will sell you to Satan for half a pizza slice
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Normani: That's ridiculous! Jesy doesn't have a crush on me
Ally: Yes, she does
Perrie: Yes, she does
Jesy: Yes, she does
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Ally: Lauren said she was gonna give me 100 minutes of pleasure tonight
Leigh: What the fuck?
(Later)
Lauren: (watching Toy Story 4) You look disappointed
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Perrie: (looking at Camila) Damn, what an angle
Dinah: You mean 'what an angel'?
Perrie: I was talking about her jawline, but shit you right
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Ally: What would your last words be?
Camila: 'About damn time!'
Ally: MILA, NO!
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Leigh: I don't dress to impress. I dress to depress. I look so good it'll make you hate yourself
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Jesy: Do you think it's funny to play with someone's heart?
Jade: I played chess with yours.
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Lauren: Dinah, can you do me a favor?
Dinah: I am NOT dressing up as a man for you again!
Camila: As a man?
Ally: Again?
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Normani: You can't spell 'cat' with 'a'
Perrie: Without a what?
Normani: No, without 'a'
Perrie: WITHOUT A WHAT??
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Interviewer: Who's your celebrity crush?
Dinah: Jade Thirlwall
Interviewer: Who's your favorite singer?
Dinah: Jade Thirlwall
Interviewer: Can you say someone other than Jade Thirlwall?
Dinah: Alright
Interviewer: Who's your favorite actress?
Dinah: Amelia Badwi
Interviewer: Who's that?
Dinah:... Jade Thirlwall
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Perrie: I'm water hungry
Lauren: You mean thirsty-?
Perrie: Water hungry, bitch
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Ally: What's your favorite color, Jade?
Jade: The color of your eyes
Ally: Awww
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Camila: Can I get some boneless ice?
Waiter: What?
Lauren: She wants water
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Ex: Please, take me back. I miss you. I can't live without you
Leigh: Woah! I almost gave a fuck
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Perrie: Hey, bud-
Normani: You just fucked me like five minutes ago. Don't you dare call me 'buddy'.
Jade: (sips tea loudly)
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Jesy: Ugh, my room is such a mess!
Camila: Ha! You should see my life
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Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)
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