Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*forty-four*

(MiC LOWRY; l to r: Ben, Michael, Kaine, Dell)
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Kaine: I discovered porn on accident

Normani: How?

Kaine: My dad told me to pick out a movie from the rack and I chose Major Payne. I didn't check to see if it was a blank tape or not...

Normani:... it was a blank tape, wasn't it?

Kaine: That shit said "Scouse Fat Asses 2003 Summer Edition" and I was convinced it was just a gahdamn bad bootleg

Ally:... Not you was convinced-

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Dinah: (to Camila and Jade) Y'all used to be obsessed with bows. I ain't forget.

Lauren: Lol

Dinah:... You could've just laughed regularly, Ralph.

Lauren:... Lol

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Zab: (listening to a good song) Damn, this is some good pussy

Perrie: What de fuck does that even mean?

Zab: (jammin') Shhh... just enjoy the good pussy

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Richard: My pornstar name would be Big Dick... because my name's Richard

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Nick: You're actually inside of your skeleton

Michael: I hope a mosquito bites you five times way down in you ear canal, too far to scratch effectively

Nick: Damn, we just met you, and you already scary... JADE COME GET YO NEW TWIN! (out like Forrest Gump)

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Lauren: Good pussy is like good weed.

Zion: HALLELUJAH!

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Ben: (to Lerrie) On Jah, if somebody try to talk shit about how y'all dudes are footballers, hit 'em with the (flips hair) "My man ain't the only one that can kick balls, keep fuckin' with me, biatch."

Leigh: How high are you?

Ben: I dunno, like 6 feet?

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Leigh: I feel like sitting on the sexiest face and riding it to mercury until I-

Jade: (crashes through the door) Can I dine in on thine five course coochie?

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*This would've been longer but I ran outta jokes🙂🙃 them some tasty ass niggas too, gahdamn🤤