Incorrect 5H & LM quotes (ft. My Favorite Boy Bands)

*fiffy-four*

*Dark/420 shit

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Richard: I tried committing suicide yesterday and nearly killed myself. Never doing that shit again.

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Zion: I bet I can tell you a dark joke that will make you laugh.

Camila: If you can?

Zion: $50 up front

Camila: Bet. Lay it on me

Zion: Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?

Camila:... why?

Zion: Because-

Ally: (appears outta nowhere) Go 'head and finish... I dare you

Zion: Because he has holes in his feet

Ally: (chases him)

Zion: (screams and laugh because a little person chasing you is both funny and scary; me: also short asf)

Camila: There goes my $50 smh

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Dinah (on her CoD shit): I swear siblings can trigger the fuck outta you. This time, I have the upper hand.

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Lauren: Why do they make birthday cake flavor when birthday cake can be any flavor?

Ally: Please shut up

Lauren: Or what? You'll fight my knees? Lol

Ally: (throws the 🩴)

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Zion: Yo, onion rings are just vegetable donuts.

Perrie: 🤯

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(Groop chat)

Jade: ur stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed🥔

Richard: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions🦞🧜🏽‍♂️

Leigh: Cookie dough is the sushi of desserts 🍱

Michael: I will PAY y'all to stfu

Brandon: Ooh, some one def pissed in your cereal today 🤭

Zabdiel: If tomato is a fruit... then ketchup is jelly. Zoot free 😎

Camila: Go. To. Sleep

Jade: cum make me☺️

Camila: Say less 😉

Michael: Kill me 💀

Richard: At least you ain't on the same floor as them 🙄🥱😖

Michael: ILL KILL ALL OF YOU IF YALL DONT STFU 😑

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*Lowkey forgot about this lol @ these stale ass jokes but eh just goes to show how I really ain't as funny as y'all say😅