It was just another average day at the Stark tower and Tony was not eavesdropping, he merely decided to take a break from walking in front of your door and just had to rest his head on your door.
“Are you hungry my little Clint-y poo?” You voice was only slightly muffled by the door and Tony’s eyes widened at Clint’s tolerance of the horrible pet name. If only he could hear Clint’s responses, but the darn man talked just way to low.
“You are just too adorable, you know that right?”
Tony’s eyes rolled at the mushiness, he had come for blackmail material, since you somehow managed to seduce JARVIS into protecting your privacy.
“You are so soft too, it’s awesome.”
Tony scoffed at your blatant lie, master assassins weren’t soft. He would have to show you the real definition of soft later.
“I know you don’t like being tied to the bed, my poor baby.”
Tony’s jaw quickly dropped, he kind of wished he hadn’t heard that. On the Brightside though it gave him blackmail material, so he stayed with his ear pressed against the door.
“I know you’d rather be free and wild but you were just so cute I had to have you.” You cooed while Tony swallowed some bile in his mouth; that was a mental image he could’ve done without. He slipped away as fast as he could without drawing attention to himself in desperate need of alcohol.
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Meanwhile in your room oblivious to the now semi-scarred billionaire, you sat on you bed with a tethered hawk on your leg. You fingers grazed over its soft feathers as it picked meat pellets from your other hand.
“I think human Clint may get mad about me naming you Clint, but you’ll protect me won’t you? You smiled down at your new pet before placing a kiss on the top of his head.
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Avengers x reader
FanficThis is a collection of various Avenger x reader oneshots. It will include Steve, Tony, Clint, Loki, Thor, Bruce and possibly Pietro. I write the reader as a female so be warned.
