Avengers x reader

Feel my pain >> Loki x pmsing reader

"Loookiiiii!" You whined in attempt to get your husband's attention. Once again he refused to come. He pretty much avoided you when your time of the month came about and this time was no different. You groaned loudly and threw your pillow at the door. You pouted for a moment before an idea struck you. You retrieved the pillow that you threw and held it above your face. You took a deep breath and let out a shrill shriek before you pressed the soft fluffiness to your face.

"What's wrong?" Loki shouted as he burst through the door only a few seconds after you first screamed.

"I have a husband who refuses to care for me in my time of dire need." You complained rather loudly as you glared daggers at him. However, he remained oblivious to the fact that he was supposed to be on the floor writhing in pain from the intensity of your gaze.

"Yes, well that may have something to do with the fact that last month you tried to kill me."

"I did not," You protested but amended your statement once Loki gave you a disbelieving glance, "Okay I might have tried to kill you a little, but only because you were insensitive."

"I was thrown around by a gigantic green monster so forgive me if I think losing a little blood isn't really a big deal." Loki declared as he crossed his arms before storming out the door. Your eye twitched and your clenched your fists so tight your knuckles looked as though they were about to burst through your skin. You worked your jaw slightly before a sinister smile spread over your face.

"Oh I'll show you how big of a deal it is." You giggled to yourself as you rolled out of bed and hobbled over to the bookshelf. Your smile only grew larger as you quickly found the book you needed and hastily flipped to the right page.

"Mother Nature I come to you now,

There's a man who mocks you and what you can do.

Make him feel woman's pain until he can see,

How bad it is for you and me."

You placed the book back in its spot as fast as you could and raced back to the bed. You had just fixed the cover over you and began to feign sleep when Loki nearly broke the door down.

"What did you do to me?" He screamed at you as he ripped the covers from your body. You cracked an eye open and you gave him a lazy smile. Loki merely glared at you and placed his fists on his hips.

"Why are you making this such a big deal out of this when you've been thrown around by Hulk?" You questioned sweetly as you gave him the largest smile you've ever made.

"Make it stop!" Loki hissed, completely ignoring your question.

"Sorry hon, no can do. See it stops when mine stops." You winked at him before you pulled your cover up over your head and settled into your favorite sleeping position.

"Well how long will that take?"

"We've got about four more days left. You should just be glad I picked a spell that merely gives you the symptoms of periods and not the actual bleeding."

Loki's left eye twitched and the frown that was etched into his face deepened before he snatched up your bag of (favorite candy). With a growl that any feral animal would be jealous of, you ripped the bag from his grasp and stuffed it under your pillow. Loki's hand reached out for the pillow, but quickly retracted once you bared your teeth at him.

"You know what, I don't need them. It would just go straight to my thighs." He smirked as he crossed his arms over his chest, "Just like they already did to you."

"LOKI!" You screamed at the top of your lungs as you chunked the bedside vase at his laughing face. Although, it didn't really get the effect you were for when he used a quick burst of magic to stop the vase midair so that it dropped to the floor. You huffed and stuck your tongue out at him; which he gladly returned before he strode haughtily from the room.

"Just wait until the cramps start!" You shouted after him just as the door slowly swung closed, "Meh, I give it a couple hours."

~A couple hours later~

"Gah! It hurts!" Loki shouted as he held his lower torso and hips tightly. You ignored his cries and slowly flipped through a Midgardian fashion magazine. You popped a piece of candy in your mouth to hide the smile forming on your lips. A small giggle was accidently let out though when he let out a much louder and more desperate plea for you to lift what you had put on him.

"I can't, just be glad that after this week it'll be all over. Or if you'd like I can re-put the spell on you every month."

"Do it and I will sew your mouth shut." Loki warned you before his face contorted in pain as another cramp hit, "I think I might have been wrong earlier."

"That you were hun, that you were."