Kokichi, watching Kaede and Shuichi talking: Ew Heteros
Rantaro: Ikr
Kokichi: I'm about to change that though-
Rantaro: Wait wha-
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Shuichi: What are you doing?
Kokichi: Helping Kaito look for his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
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Kokichi: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Tsumugi: Not by the law!
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Someone , to Kokichi: Hey, can I have your number?
Kokichi: Sure! It-
Shuichi: *slapping Kokichi's phone to the ground* It's broken, sorry
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Kokichi: I am an expert at identifying birds
Kaito: Okay, what about that one flying over there?
Kokichi: Oh that's Kork's ghost
Shuichi: No it's a- wait what?
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Kaede: Good morning!
Shuichi: It's 8 am. It's like the middle of the night
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Kaede and Kaito: We will never give up! Because we have a philosophy that tells me no matter how bad things get, they will always turn out good in the end!
Kokichi: That's not philosophy, that's stupidity
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Kokichi: I did it! I memorized everything in the book! I'm gonna pass this history test with ease!
Monokuma: Okay you brat, I'll give you one question before you go. What ended in 1409?
Kokichi: 1408
Monokuma, sweating bullets: ... You're ready
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Kokichi: Mom! There's a message in my alphabet soup!
Kokichi: It says "ooooooo"
Kirumi: *inhales* Kokichi, those are Cheerios
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{Pregame}
Shuichi: FIGHT ME, YOU UGLY ASS PUNK!
Kokichi: Saihara-kun , please be carful....
Kaito: At least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone?
Shuichi: Dost thou wish to engage in a duel, my good bITCH?!
Kaito:
Kaito: Somehow that is so much worse
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Guard: Sir, you ran a red light
Kokichi: So did you, hypocrite
Guard: I was following you
Kokichi: That was dumb, I'm a terrible diver
Guard: Get out
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Kokichi: I think my instincts about people are way better than yours
Shuichi: Why?
Kokichi: Well, I picked you
Kokichi: You, on the other hand, picked me
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Kaito: Don't worry, I'm fine
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
