Lets go full on Pregame in this chapter 👁👄👁
In short everyone's pregame
This is all of my headcanons of them
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[At the teacup ride at Monoland]
Maki and Kokichi: *spinning slowly and laughing around being cinnamon rolls*
Kaede and Shuichi: *flies past them at the speed of sound, screaming for help*
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[Thanksgiving Dinner]
Rantaro: Can you pass the salt?
Kaede: Can you get a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Kaede chucks Kokichi towards Rantaro
Shuichi grabs Kokichi and kicks Rantaro in the balls
Shuichi: Can you not take other people's items?
Rantaro: ....
Rantaro: Too much salt :(
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Miu: You've heard of gay in the way, get ready for-
Kaede: Stressed and depressed
Shuichi: Beauty with a booty
Himiko: Intellectual and homosexual
Kokichi: Dogs and frogs!
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Kirumi seeing Shuichi tying Kokichi up in his basement: I am at a loss for words!!
Shuichi: Despite being at a loss for words, she lectured me for the next hour.
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Kokichi: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
Tsumugi: Guys... We lost Kaito.
Shuichi: ALL IN ALL, A SUCCESSFUL TRIP!
Maki: Wait what?!
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Shuichi: It's a pretty muggy out today.
Kaede: If I find all of the mugs outside, I will kill all of you.
Shuichi wraps Kokichi in bubblewrap
Shuichi: *loudly drinks coffee from bowl*
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Maki dorms with Kokichi and Gonta for this
Maki sneaking back into the dorms from being at Kaito's dorm.
Gonta: *turns on light*
Gonta: Where were you?
Maki: W-with Kokichi....
Kokichi comes out from the corner with Shuichi pushing his chair.
Gonta: Want to try again?
Maki: *sweating bullets*
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Miu: Can I ask a dumb question...?
Kiibo: Better than anyone I know.
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Shuichi with his leg stuck in a chair: Now you may be wondering how I got here.
Shuichi: well kids, Shuichi has no fucking clue either.
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Random girl: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with Shuichi.
Kokichi: O-okay..... It won't be a-a problem...
5 days later
Kokichi in the closet crying: Th-There is *sniff* a problem....
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Kokichi: Is there something burning?
Shuichi: Only my burning desire for me~
Kokichi blushes
Kaede: WHY THE FUCK IS THE BLENDER ON FIRE?!
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Kaede: Some people are like slinkies
Tenko: Explain?
Kaede: Not really good, hot much, but brings a smile to your face when you push them down stairs.
Tenko: I-
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Shuichi: I turned out perfectly fine.
Kaede: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Shuichi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Shuichi: YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
Shuichi: KoKiChI sUrE aS hElL dIdN't PuT iT iN, bEcAuSe Of lAsT nIgHt-
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Shuichi jumps on a desk: The floor is hating Kaede!
Kaito: *jumps on the ceiling*
Kokichi: *sits on the couch*
Maki: *laying on the coffee table*
Kaede: *plops on the floor and making a snow angel*
Kokichi: Kaede, no-
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Shuichi: Do you want the last cookie?
Kokichi: y-yes....?
Shuichi: Do you want the last cookie?
Kokichi: yes...
Shuichi: Do you want the last cookie?
Kokichi: Yes.
Shuichi: Do you wanna date me?
Kokichi: Yes!
Shuichi: *snorts*
Kokichi: W-wait-
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Tsumugi: So I was checking your internet history....
Kaede: god, please don't-
Tsumugi: It's just pages and pages of nooses.
Kaede:
Tsumugi:
Kokichi:
Kokichi: D-do you need a th-therapist?
Kaede: .....no?
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Kaede: If you hate yourself and you know it, clap your hands!
Kokichi and Kaede claps their hands
Wall busts down and Shuichi emerges from the debris
Shuichi: ALRIGHT I'VE BEEN SUMMONDED, COME LET ME HUG THE SAD OUT OF YOU!
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Kaede scooting over to Kokichi on a bench
Kaede: I heard you like bad girls/boys.
Kaede: Well, I'm bad at everything 🙃
Shuichi charging towards Kaede in the distance with a noose and axe
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Rantaro talking to Kokichi: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Shuichi grabbing Kokichi bridal style: No, because I caught him.
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Shuichi: Permission to punch Kaito?
Maki: Denied. Very reluctantly denied.
Shuichi: Damn
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Shuichi: Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs. Say thank you because they are expensive.
Kokichi: Wait-
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
