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Pregame Shuichi would like to know Kokichi's location

Lets go full on Pregame in this chapter 👁👄👁

In short everyone's pregame

This is all of my headcanons of them

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[At the teacup ride at Monoland]

Maki and Kokichi: *spinning slowly and laughing around being cinnamon rolls*

Kaede and Shuichi: *flies past them at the speed of sound, screaming for help*

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[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Rantaro: Can you pass the salt?

Kaede: Can you get a boyfriend or girlfriend?

Kaede chucks Kokichi towards Rantaro

Shuichi grabs Kokichi and kicks Rantaro in the balls

Shuichi: Can you not take other people's items?

Rantaro: ....

Rantaro: Too much salt :(

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Miu: You've heard of gay in the way, get ready for-

Kaede: Stressed and depressed

Shuichi: Beauty with a booty

Himiko: Intellectual and homosexual

Kokichi: Dogs and frogs!

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Kirumi seeing Shuichi tying Kokichi up in his basement: I am at a loss for words!!

Shuichi: Despite being at a loss for words, she lectured me for the next hour.

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Kokichi: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Tsumugi: Guys... We lost Kaito.

Shuichi: ALL IN ALL, A SUCCESSFUL TRIP!

Maki: Wait what?!

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Shuichi: It's a pretty muggy out today.

Kaede: If I find all of the mugs outside, I will kill all of you.

Shuichi wraps Kokichi in bubblewrap

Shuichi: *loudly drinks coffee from bowl*

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Maki dorms with Kokichi and Gonta for this

Maki sneaking back into the dorms from being at Kaito's dorm.

Gonta: *turns on light*

Gonta: Where were you?

Maki: W-with Kokichi....

Kokichi comes out from the corner with Shuichi pushing his chair.

Gonta: Want to try again?

Maki: *sweating bullets*

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Miu: Can I ask a dumb question...?

Kiibo: Better than anyone I know.

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Shuichi with his leg stuck in a chair: Now you may be wondering how I got here.

Shuichi: well kids, Shuichi has no fucking clue either.

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Random girl: And remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with Shuichi.

Kokichi: O-okay..... It won't be a-a problem...

5 days later

Kokichi in the closet crying: Th-There is *sniff* a problem....

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Kokichi: Is there something burning?

Shuichi: Only my burning desire for me~

Kokichi blushes

Kaede: WHY THE FUCK IS THE BLENDER ON FIRE?!

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Kaede: Some people are like slinkies

Tenko: Explain?

Kaede: Not really good, hot much, but brings a smile to your face when you push them down stairs.

Tenko: I-

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Shuichi: I turned out perfectly fine.

Kaede: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Shuichi: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Shuichi: YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Shuichi: KoKiChI sUrE aS hElL dIdN't PuT iT iN, bEcAuSe Of lAsT nIgHt-

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Shuichi jumps on a desk: The floor is hating Kaede!

Kaito: *jumps on the ceiling*

Kokichi: *sits on the couch*

Maki: *laying on the coffee table*

Kaede: *plops on the floor and making a snow angel*

Kokichi: Kaede, no-

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Shuichi: Do you want the last cookie?

Kokichi: y-yes....?

Shuichi: Do you want the last cookie?

Kokichi: yes...

Shuichi: Do you want the last cookie?

Kokichi: Yes.

Shuichi: Do you wanna date me?

Kokichi: Yes!

Shuichi: *snorts*

Kokichi: W-wait-

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Tsumugi: So I was checking your internet history....

Kaede: god, please don't-

Tsumugi: It's just pages and pages of nooses.

Kaede:

Tsumugi:

Kokichi:

Kokichi: D-do you need a th-therapist?

Kaede: .....no?

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Kaede: If you hate yourself and you know it, clap your hands!

Kokichi and Kaede claps their hands

Wall busts down and Shuichi emerges from the debris

Shuichi: ALRIGHT I'VE BEEN SUMMONDED, COME LET ME HUG THE SAD OUT OF YOU!

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Kaede scooting over to Kokichi on a bench

Kaede: I heard you like bad girls/boys.

Kaede: Well, I'm bad at everything 🙃

Shuichi charging towards Kaede in the distance with a noose and axe

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Rantaro talking to Kokichi: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Shuichi grabbing Kokichi bridal style: No, because I caught him.

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Shuichi: Permission to punch Kaito?

Maki: Denied. Very reluctantly denied.

Shuichi: Damn

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Shuichi: Remember kids, when someone offers you drugs. Say thank you because they are expensive.

Kokichi: Wait-