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Shuichi: It sucks that we're trapped in this room together.

Kokichi swallowing the key: Very unfortunate.

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Shuichi: The food is too hot, I can't eat it :(

Kokichi: I mean, you're hot and I still ate you.

Shuichi:

Kokichi:

Kaito: ONE dinner. I just want O N E normal dinner!

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{Pregame}

Kokichi: Don't you think it's crazy?

Shuichi: hm?

Kokichi: my heart is beating so loudly right now...

Shuichi: *blushing* ...why?

Kokichi: Kaito's wanting me to beat me into a pulp.....

Shuichi charges towards Kaito with a bat

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Shuichi: Sometimes I feel like a box.

Kirumi: Why?

Kokichi: Fragile and needs to be handled with care.

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{Pregame}

Kaito fighting with Shuichi over Kokichi and Maki : I'm just saying, next time Makiroll's gonna win

Shuichi: Ouma-kun won twice

Kaito: The first time was a tie

Shuichi: What about the second time?

Kaito: The second time there were no witnesses-

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Kaede: Treat others the way you want to be treated!

Kokichi pulls out a shotgun and aims it at Kaito's head

Shuichi: Kokichi, no-

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Kokichi: I'm sorry, I just do a lot of dumb stuff..

Kaede: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Tsumugi: I recorded the dumb stuff

Rantaro: I joined you in the dumb stuff

Shuichi: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff

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Shuichi: I'm not doing so bright right now.

Tsumugi: Why?

Shuichi: My heart keeps on skipping beats and it hurts so much from time to time

Kokichi enters the cabin

Shuichi: It came back again

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Kokichi: Say yes the drugs!

Shuichi: No! Say no to drugs!

Rantaro: It doesn't matter what you're saying to drugs. If you're talking to it, you've already gone too far.

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Maki: When I get a daughter, I want to name her Theresa, but pronounced as "There's a"

Kokichi: THERESA SNAKE IN MY BOOT

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Kaito doing laundry, because Kirumi is sick and it's his turn: I don't want to hang out with Kokichi anymore.

Rantaro: Why not?

Kokichi appears from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?

Kaito proceeds to beat the shit out of Kokichi with a laundry basket

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Miu: Alright, so you and I are married

Shuichi: We are not even dating

Miu: Relax it's just pretend

Miu: Why? Scared you'll like it~

Shuichi: If we're married, I want to file a divorce

Kokichi: GET FUCKED CUM DUMPSTER-

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Shuichi: Do I look straight?

Kokichi: Not even the slightest

Shuichi:

Shuichi: I mean by my parking

Kokichi: Not even close

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Kaede: You need a hobby

Kokichi: I have a hobby

Kaede: Watching Shuichi showering isn't a hobby.

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Shuichi: When I say you should be more friendly, I didn't mean by this

Kokichi aggressively stirring tea: Am I being TOO friendly now?

Maki planning on killing Kokichi: 2 spoons of sugar please

Kaede: *facepalms*

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Kokichi: I know you think my judgmental is clouded because I like Saihara-chan a little bit

Kaede: You doodled your wedding invitations while Shuichi was detecting the blackened

Kokichi: That's our joint tombstone actually-

Kaede:

Kaede: My bad

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{Pregame AU}

Kaito: Shuichi no

Shuichi : Shuichi yes!

Kaede: Shuichi no

Shuichi : Shuichi maybe

Kokichi: Shuichi no......

Shuichi : Shuichi no

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{Pregame}

Kokichi: I'm scared Saihara-kun :(

Shuichi: Don't worry I got this

Shuichi stomps his foot and sketchers light up

Kokichi:

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Kaede: Okay everyone, what color is Shuichi's hair?

Everyone: Navy blue

Kaede: Okay, Kokichi what is Shuichi's hair color

Kokichi: Blueberries