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Kaede: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Shuichi: Because their arms are too shor-
Kokichi: Because they're dead
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Shuichi: Kokichi tries to act all tough but we just recently got a cat and he named it Missy
Kokichi: For the last time, it's short for Missle Launcher
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Kokichi: Would you shoot your best friend for 10 million dollars?
Shuichi: I-
Kaito: You can shoot me, and then, we all can go to space in our favorite rocketship!
Kaede: You can shoot me too! Than we can get 20 million dollars!
Kokichi: Good thinking, fuck the system
Shuichi: Why are you guys like this?
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Ryoma: Nothing is free
Kaede: Love is free!
Rantaro: Adventure is free!
Kirumi: Knowledge is free
Kokichi: Anything is free if you take it without paying
Ryoma:
Rantaro:
Kaede:
Shuichi: Kokichi, that's illegal....
Kokichi: But accurate
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Kokichi: Yeah, well, I am not a human. I am a one-star yelp review that came to life
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Shuichi: Hey Rantaro?
Rantaro: What do you need?
Shuichi: Well, the Warriors of Hope were ordering me around and one nearly ended my life, and not thinking about it. I told Kokichi.
Rantaro: Go on....
Shuichi: He left, I'm worried that he's going to go beat them up or something. Can you stop him?
Rantaro: Kokichi won't hit a child
Shuichi: He won't?
Rantaro: Never.
Shuichi:
Rantaro:
Rantaro: *sprints towards the door*
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Shuichi: I'm gay
Miu: I'm horny
Korekiyo: I'm weird
Kokichi: Oh bitch please, I am all of the above, get over yourselves
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Kokichi: When I first met Kaito, I thought he was a dumbass
Kaito: .....and?
Kokichi:
Kokichi: I still do
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Kokichi: Truth or Dare?
Shuichi: Truth
Kokichi: I dare you to come here and kiss me right now
Shuichi rising up from his spot: Fine
Kaito: He didn't even say dare??
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Kokichi: Do you know how I actually hurt my ankle?
Kiibo: Yes
Kokichi: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for fitness and fun
Kiibo: Oh my god
Kokichi: I've mastered all the moves- The Pizza Toss, The Tornado, The Scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.
Kiibo: Why are you telling me all of this?
Kokichi, smirking: Because people will say that I lied and won't believe you.
Kiibo: I-
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Rantaro: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Kokichi: Completing my homework as Monokuma is collecting
Rantaro: Wait- we had homework?
Kokichi: Now you have to participate with me :)
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Kokichi looking for Shuichi
Kokichi: Hey, have you seen this man?
Kokichi: Average height, navy blue hair, emo
Kokichi: Clearly likes both genders, but in denial that he likes males
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Tsumugi: God dammit, I accidentally wrote gay porn again.
Keebo: Wh-
Keebo: H-
Keebo: I-
Keebo: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY WRITE GAY PORN? AND AGAIN?!
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Kokichi: Can you at least TRY to see things from my perspective?
Gonta: *squats down*
Kokichi: I despise you
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Kaito: How petty can you get?
Kokichi: I once edited wikipedia page to win an arguement
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Shuichi: Due to personal reasons I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box
Kaede: Kokichi said "Nice weather" and you said "Thanks", didn't you?
Shuichi: The reasons are personal
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Shuichi: Kokichi, do you have a second ultimate?
Kokichi : Getting out of corn mazes
Shuichi: Uh- okay? Why?
Kokichi : I keep finding myself in corn mazes
Kaede: Shuichi, Kokichi why are we in a corn maze right now?
Shuichi: Wait- wha-
Kokichi : Guess it's time for me to shine.
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Rantaro and Kaede looking out the window
Shuichi: What are you guys doing?
Rantaro: Watching Kokichi assert his dominance over a wasp in the garden
*wasp buzzing*
*Kokichi buzzing louder*
Shuichi:
Shuichi: Why is he doing this
Kaede and Rantaro: *shrugging*
Shuichi: Who's winning?
Kaede, sighing: The wasp
Shuichi looks out the window again
*Kokichi running away from the wasp, screaming as the wasp dive-bombs him*
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Kokichi: "Ladies and Gentlemen" is unnecessary gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I'm falling asleep already
Kokichi: "Cowards" on the other hand, is inclusive, to the point, and dramatic
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...