[In game]
Kokichi and Shuichi making a computer password
Kokichi: *types my penis*
Computer: ERROR! TOO SMALL!
Shuichi: *wheeze*
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{Pregame}
Kokichi: S-so early today I bumped into Saihara-kun and I-I couldn't make u-up my mind t-to either s-say "I'm sorry" or s-say "Are you o-okay?!"
Kokichi: So I said-
Kokichi: ARE YOU SORRY?!
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[Pregame AU]
Shuichi: I AM LEARNING 3 NEW LANGUAGES!
Tenko: Wait, why?
Kaede: So he can cuss in front of Kokichi without Rantaro going full on big brother mode.
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[Post Game AU]
Rantaro wanting to play Mario Cart with Shuichi and Kokichi
Rantaro on the phone: Hey Shuichi?
Shuichi: Yes?
Rantaro : Where do you live?
Shuichi: With Ouma-kun.
Rantaro : Where does Kokichi live?
Shuichi: With me.
Rantaro : Okay? Where do you both live?
Shuichi: Together.
Rantaro : Okay, okay. Where is your house?
Shuichi: Next to my neighbor's house.
Rantaro : Where is your neighbor's house?
Shuichi: You won't believe me if I say it....
Rantaro : Go ahead and say it, I'll believe you.
Shuichi: Next to my house.
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{Pregame}
Kokichi and Shuichi going to the pet store.
Shuichi sees a dog
Shuichi: Hey Kokichi, the dog is like you.
Kokichi comes over: What do you mean?
Shuichi: Pinned against the wall and panting like the bitch you are.
They soon got kicked out of the pet store.
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LosoweI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
