Kaede: One day, you could be a father!
Kokichi: One day? I am a father
Rantaro: They're a Panta bottle, Kokichi......
Kokichi: THEIR MY BLOOD!
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Kokichi: I really think my friendship with Momota is improving. Yesterday, he said, "Did you know a wiener dog is neither a dog nor a weiner?" And instead of saying "Of course idiot." I just walked out the room.
Kirumi: I'm proud of you
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Kokichi: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to work, so instead, I have Shumai periodically message me 'we need to talk' to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going
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Shuichi: I want to hear those 3 little words
Kokichi: I love you
Shuichi: Try again
Kokichi, grumbling: I will behave
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Kokichi: I've never been in a snowball fight.
Rantaro: Really?
Kokichi: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a points system, or is it just death?
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Kaito: Hey, Makiroll, can you tell me your computer password?
Maki: Get the fuck off of my computer
Kaito: Oh, well I guess I can't use your computer
Maki: No, you misunderstood, the password is 'Getthefuckoffofmycomputer'
Kaito: Oh, no numbers? That's not really safe Kaito
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Police: And what are your names?
Kokichi: Don't say anything, Amami-chan
Police: Amami-chan
Rantaro: Good job, Kokichi
Police: and Kokichi
Kokichi: Fuck
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Kaito: Hey, can you hand me that thing?
Kokichi: *moves the salt more further away from Kaito*
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Shuichi: I'll deal with Kaede. You can take care of Rantaro
Kokichi: But how do I make it look like an accident, Shumai?
Shuichi: I'm not saying murder, Ouma-kun. Just talk to them.
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Kaede: Since the ocean has meat, salt, and vegetables in it. It is technically a big thing of soup
Monokuma: and Earth is a bowl then. Discuss
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{Pregame}
Kaede: Therapy has been amazing
Rantaro: So you don't want to die anymore?
Kaede: I do, but now I can articulate why
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Kokichi: I can't do it, it's against my moral compass
Ryoma: Your moral is compass is like a roulette whell
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
