all from linabigface on instagram and/or tumblr-
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Shuichi: Where are you?
Kokichi: Inside your heart <3
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Shuichi: Nobody loves me :(
Kokichi: Are you sure?
Shuichi: Yes
Kokichi, pointing at himself: aRe YoU sUrE?!
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Shuichi: I'm a piece of trash :(
Kokichi: As someone who cares about the environment, I am obliged to pick you up. Is 7 okay for you?
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Kokichi: Do you love me?
Shuichi: I MARRIED you
Kokichi: Yeah, but did you marry me as a lover, or like a friend? Just checking
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Kokichi: I bet you look adorable as hell grasping onto the sheets on my bed
Shuichi: No matter how many times you compliment me, I'm not making your bed
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Kokichi, pointing at Shuichi: This is my ex-boyfriend
Shuichi: I told you to stop calling me that :(
Shuichi: We're married, I'm his husband
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Kokichi: OW!
Shuichi, concerned: What happened?!
Kokichi: Oh I just fell for you, so hard that it hurt
Shuichi: But.... You didn't, you're still standing
Kokichi: *falls dramatically*
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Miu: Are you a big spoon or little spoon
Kokichi: I'm a knife :)
Shuichi from the other room: He's a little spoon
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Shuichi: Wait.... Did you just flirt with me?
Kokichi: Have been for the whole year, but thanks for noticing
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Shuichi: Kokichi?! You're bleeding out a lot and are going to need a blood transfusion! What's your blood type?
Kokichi: .....B....Positive ;D
Shuichi: I'm trying but you're bleeding out a lot!
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Kokichi: I love Shuichi!
Kaito: THIS IS THE 5TH TIME YOU SAID THAT FOR THE PAST 2 MINUTES
Maki: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP! IT'S 4 AM IN THE MORNING!
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Miu, pointing at Kokichi: You see Cock itchy over there?
Shuichi: Yeah.... What about Kokichi?
Miu: He thinks you're really cute
Shuichi: ... I would hope so-
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Kokichi: I can't STAND people always talking about their partner. I love lowkey stuff
Kokichi, in public, started dating Shuichi: HEY LOOK AT BAE! HE'S SO CUTE! HE HAS A FACE OF AN ANGEL!
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
