Kokichi: Don't let Maki fool you. She's not THAT scary, she actually used to do ballet
Kaito: No way :0
Maki: If I did than that gave me the physical skill I need to strangle both of you with my feet
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Kokichi: Me and Shumai heard the term 'be gay, do crime' and embraced it by having sex in countries it's illegal to be gay in
Tsumugi: From what I remember you guys were trespassing at a local prison, but okay
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During a spelling bee
Miu, the admin: Next up, your word is socks
Rantaro, nodding: Definition?
Miu: Something that most of us cannot wear
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Kokichi, seeing a sleeping Shuichi: Aw! How cute :D
Kokichi, holding a permanent marker: and vulnerable
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Kokichi: I can't move, Saihara-chan is asleep on me
Rantaro: Just.... Push him off?
Kokichi: *enraged and offended*
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Therapist: So, how depressed have you been feeling
Shuichi: I don't really care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist, whispering: Holy shit.....
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Rantaro: Change is inedible
Tsumugi: You mean inevitable?
Rantaro, spits out a concerning amount of coins: I did not
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Kokichi: Bigfoot, but shaven
Shuichi: Isn't that just Mr.Clean...?
Ryoma: You two are the reasons why I have anxiety
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Miu: The moon is really beautiful tonight
Kaede: I know right?
Kokichi, holding in his laugh: *whispering* Should we tell them that's just a tortilla you threw at the window?
Shuichi: No...?
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Kaito, trying out the magic that Himiko taught him: Pick a card, any card!
Kokichi: Alright!
Kaito: Wait! THAT'S MY CREDIT CARD!
Kokichi: You said any card
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Shuichi, shaking his head: Kaede, you're gonna have to ELIK that one
Kaede: ELIK?
Kokichi: It means "Explain it like I'm Kaito"
Kaito from the other room: HEY!
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Kaito: I wasn't done talking!
Kokichi: And we were done listening
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Kokichi: Shumai! You are my boyfriend and I would do anything for you. Do you want to blow up the moon? I'll do it!
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
