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PrEgAmE-
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Pregame playing Among Us (The Sequel)
Kokichi: *trying to swipe his admin card*
Everyone else: *screaming because they are being killed by Shuichi*
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Tsumugi: Don't say that your life is a joke! Jokes have meaning!
Kaede:
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Tsumugi: Awww, I remember playing doctor as a child!
Rantaro: Me too
*flashback*
Young Rantaro, holding a stethoscope to a teddy bear's chest: The cancer has spread. Get your affairs in order
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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?
Shuichi: The death penalty
Kaede: Finally-
Judge: But this is for a speeding ticket
Kaede and Shuichi: The death penalty
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Shuichi: Rantaro has a photo of me and Kokichi in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears.
Tsumugi: That's sweet-
Shuichi: He said "Because what problem could possibly be bigger than you lacking consent when fucking"
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Kokichi: So, what's your type, Shuichi?
Shuichi: Purple eyes, kind, oblivious, cute, cinnamon roll.
Kokichi: Th-that kind of sounds like me. Too bad that we're just friends.
Shuichi:
Rantaro: Did he mention oblivious?
Kokichi: Yeah, why?
Rantaro: Okay, just making sure
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Shuichi: I don't know how to maths, but I can kill a man with a toothpick
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Cute Grape Chibi: Hey, um... Are any of you good at math?
The 8th Rejected Member of MCR: My king has a request and I will gladly fulfill. Anyways what ti-
Avocado: Don't have Shuichi tutor you. Last month, we had to take him to Disneyland to help him study for a math quiz.
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{PMs between Tsumugi and Shuichi}
Tsumugi: Alright, so do you have any experience with dating males?
Shuichi: Of course I do!
Tsumugi: PORN DOES NOT COUNT SHUICHI
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Have a montage of Shuichi being the most ridiculous boyfriend ever.
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An AU in which Kokichi is being abused-
{PMs between Kokichi and Shuichi}
Shuichi: Kokichi? Hey, are you there?
Kokichi: Yeah? You've sent me 200 messages in the span of 5 minutes.
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
