Shuichi gets the award for the most ridiculous boyfriend ever

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PrEgAmE-

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Pregame playing Among Us (The Sequel)

Kokichi: *trying to swipe his admin card*

Everyone else: *screaming because they are being killed by Shuichi*

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Tsumugi: Don't say that your life is a joke! Jokes have meaning!

Kaede:

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Tsumugi: Awww, I remember playing doctor as a child!

Rantaro: Me too

*flashback*

Young Rantaro, holding a stethoscope to a teddy bear's chest: The cancer has spread. Get your affairs in order

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Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Shuichi: The death penalty

Kaede: Finally-

Judge: But this is for a speeding ticket

Kaede and Shuichi: The death penalty

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Shuichi: Rantaro has a photo of me and Kokichi in his wallet. He said whenever he faces an obstacle, he looks at it and the problem disappears.

Tsumugi: That's sweet-

Shuichi: He said "Because what problem could possibly be bigger than you lacking consent when fucking"

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Kokichi: So, what's your type, Shuichi?

Shuichi: Purple eyes, kind, oblivious, cute, cinnamon roll.

Kokichi: Th-that kind of sounds like me. Too bad that we're just friends.

Shuichi:

Rantaro: Did he mention oblivious?

Kokichi: Yeah, why?

Rantaro: Okay, just making sure

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Shuichi: I don't know how to maths, but I can kill a man with a toothpick

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Cute Grape Chibi: Hey, um... Are any of you good at math?

The 8th Rejected Member of MCR: My king has a request and I will gladly fulfill. Anyways what ti-

Avocado: Don't have Shuichi tutor you. Last month, we had to take him to Disneyland to help him study for a math quiz.

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{PMs between Tsumugi and Shuichi}

Tsumugi: Alright, so do you have any experience with dating males?

Shuichi: Of course I do!

Tsumugi: PORN DOES NOT COUNT SHUICHI

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Have a montage of Shuichi being the most ridiculous boyfriend ever. 

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An AU in which Kokichi is being abused-

{PMs between Kokichi and Shuichi}

Shuichi: Kokichi? Hey, are you there?

Kokichi: Yeah? You've sent me 200 messages in the span of 5 minutes.

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