:🌸: ➤ 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

Haha Fuck-

Uh- Pregame :P

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Rantaro: There are 2 types of fruit in this world

Rantaro: The fruits that don't live up to their name: passionfruit, grapefruit, dragonfruit, honeydew

Rantaro: And there are the fruits that do live up to their name: orange

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Shuichi: Not knowing anything about my Greek mythology is my Achielle's Horse

Kokichi: Shuichi....

Shuichi: Uh oh, I've already opened up my Pandora's Labyrinth

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"Who the fuck created math and how do we know that they're right?"

- Miu 2020

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Tsumugi: YOU BELIEVED IN SANTA CLAUS FOR 8 YEARS! Why can't you believe in yourself for 8 minutes :(

Kaede: No I didn't

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Kiibo: I really couldn't ask for a better boyfriend

Rantaro: Awww bab-

Kiibo: That isn't a compliment. I really tried, but people keep saying that I couldn't

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Kokichi: Racoons wake up everyday and choose anarchy..... Be more like a raccoon

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Kaede: I'm applying for the military. Screw college

Miu: What? Why?

Kaede: Because I'm an immortal soldier in my resume

Tsumugi: Uh... How

Kaede: My dreams never come true that's why

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Kaito: Shuichi, if I ever die, I hope you die first

Shuichi: Well you're going to die first

Kaito: What the fuck?

Shuichi: All mortal sinners die quicker than others and you haven't made your blood sacrifice yet

Kaito: What?! What about Rantaro

Shuichi:

Rantaro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!

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{On a camping trip}

Kirumi: Do not go over there, you're going to die

{Later}

Kaede: Hey guys I've got the perfect idea ever for once. Let's go over there.

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Maki: Why did you throw a rock at Kiibo?!

Shuichi: For your information, it's an acorn, and I was doing a favor u-u

Kiibo: I'M NOT A FUDGING SQUIRREL SAIHARA-KUN!

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"I feel like I'm at season 5 of my life and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen in my life to keep it interesting."

- Kokichi, being mpreg

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{Practice date with Rantaro}