Kokichi: Kohayo is my prodigy, it's my responsibility to guide him
Rantaro: You mean that one time when he called you on his spongebob telephone and said that ducks were 'viciously attacking' him?
Rantaro: And you proceeded to tell him to quack back to assert dominance?
Kokichi: It worked didn't it?
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Maki: Kaito, I'm going to take Yamino for some ice cream. Go eat your bento and the vegetables.
Kaito: Sure thing honey!
:Time Skip
Maki sees the bento box with uneaten vegetables
Maki, while shoving baby carrots down Kaito's throat: Eat well honey, I made it with love
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Kokichi beats Miu in smash
Miu: YOU PIECE OF-
Kaede: MIU!
Miu:
Miu: YOU PIECE OF CRAP, YOU MOTHER LORD NUGGET
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Kiibo learning that Shuichi is engaged to Kokichi
Kiibo: SAIHARA-KUN DON'T TELL ME THAT IT'S TRUE!
Shuichi: What?
Kiibo: That your fiance is that
Kokichi: HEY
Shuichi, sighing: Unfortunately that thing has tricked me into marriage with him
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Kokichi and Kaito having a crab race on the beach
Kokichi: C'MON DICE YOU CAN DO IT!
Kaito: C'mon Yeetrolls, you're faster than that black and white crab!
Seagull swoops in and takes away DICE
Everyone:
Rantaro: Kokichi won I guess?
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{Pregame}
Shuichi: People have asked me why i chose detective
Shuichi: Well pay but not for the reason you think
Shuichi: I may or may not have a thing for buying Kokichi some Gucci
Shuichi: or seeing Kokichi in Gucci
Shuichi: And possibly fucking Kokichi in Gu-
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{Pregame}
Kohayo is going to be a big brother, but the 5 year old isn't looking for it
Mini fanfic
Kohayo: YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'm not ready for that responsibility!
Shuichi: You wanted a pet snake because Kagi has one
Kohayo: But snakes don't have hopes and dreams!
Kohayo: AM I NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE?!
Kokichi: Kohayo don't be like that... You know I love your uncle Rantaro
Kohayo: No offense to Aunt Miu and Kaede, but Kurokawa is a menace! EVEN Kagi admitted that!
Kokichi: Kohayo, just think it like another friend. She's going to be your little sister.
YOU ARE READING
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
