Shuichi: Name one mean thing I have done ever done
Rantaro: You made Kokichi watch Nagito's death on repeat
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Shuichi: Why are we at the supermarket?
Kokichi: To celebrate Thanksgiving with Rantaro's family
Kaede: Why is he at the guacamole section?
Kokichi: To pay respect to his dead family
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Kaito: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Shuichi: I'm pretending that you're in jail
Kaito: Why?
Shuichi: It's spiritual healing
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Kaede: Why do you look so bloody
Shuichi: I got in a fight with Kaito twice
Kokichi: Are you o-okay Saihara-kuna?
Shuichi: Nope, just stubborn
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Tenko: How's the most beautiful person alive doing today?
Himiko: I don't know how are yo-
Shuichi: Kokichi's doing amazing actually
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Rantaro: I spent my whole life gathering guests for my funeral
Tsumugi: Why?
Rantaro: For this
Rantaro: OI! SHUICHI COME OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME!
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Kiibo: Wow, Saihara-kun. You have a better grip than the whole classroom
Shuichi: I always choke Kaito till he passes out. I clench my hands a lot
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Kokichi: I-I'm kinda of obsessed w-with watching crafting v-videos on Monotube, b-but I've never ac-actually done any o-of the crafts yet. Haha......
Shuichi, muttering: I'm pretty obsessed with you, but I've never done you either.
Rantaro: Shuichi stay away from Kokichi while I get you a restraining order and therapist
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Tsumugi: Do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?
Kaede: They do
Tsumugi: Why did you say that so quickly and with so much certainty?
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Shuichi: The way I saw it, I had 2 options. I could either get therapy, like professional help, and learn the error of my ways or I could give out bangs
Kaede: So you chose bangs....
Shuichi: Kokichi said he liked it
Kaede: It's not too late to say you're lying or else you're on Rantaro's hit list
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Kirumi: How many danganronpa merch and pictures of Kokichi did you get today?
Shuichi laying on a pile of danganronpa merch and scrolling through his many folders of pictures of Kokichi: Now is not the time to talk about my flaws as a person
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Kirumi: I sent you to the store to get some milk and eggs
Kokichi: Y-yes
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
