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All in-game

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Kirumi: Tommarow is trash day, just a reminder.

Maki makes Kokichi, Koreykiyo, Miu, and Kaito sit on the curb

Tenko: FINALLY!

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Kokichi in a maid dress: I HATE EVERYONE, THIS IS SO STUPID!

Tsumugi: Yeah, yeah, we hate you too. Now do a pose for the viewers-

Shuichi: e v e r y o n e ?

Kokichi:

Kokichi: Everyone, but you and mom.

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Kaede: Kokichi, how do I ask someone out?

Kokichi: well-

Shuichi: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonald's restroom.

Kaito: I TOLD YOU THAT HE'S A BAD PARTNER, BUT NOO YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!

Kaede: And you said y e s?

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Shuichi accidently cuts himself with a knife while practicing the knife game to impress Kokichi: ow-

Kaede: You okay Shuichi?

Shuichi: Yeah it's just a small c-

Kaito busts in with a first aid kit: ARE YOU OKAY SIDEKICK?!

Shuichi: Yeah I'm fi-

Kokichi busts through the wall with an ambulance and comes out with Mikan: KAITO I SWEAR TO A T U A IF YOU SO MUCH AS THOUGHT ABOUT HIM AND HE GOT HURT --

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Shuichi points at Kaede: Dis is a nonbiological sister

Shuichi points to Kirumi: Dis is a mom

Shuichi points at Kaito and Maki: Dis is a bestie

Shuichi points at Kokichi: Dis is a boyfriend

Shuichi points to himself: Disappointment

Kokichi: Shumai, no-

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Kokichi: Someone said they made the firts edible painting. Pssh, every painting is edible if you're brave enough.

Tsumugi: most older paintings are made from lead-based paint. If you wish to die, go right ahea-

Kokichi: Is that a challenge?

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Kokichi: If the moon is made of cheese and Saturn is 6, how many pancakes can you eat on Mars?

Monokuma: You little bra-

Rantaro: Yellow

Kokichi: Close, the answer is packing peanuts

Shuichi: Rantaro, you forgot to carry the two

Monokuma: You- I- Wha?

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Kaito sees a Saiouma moment: FUCK I wanna DIE-

Kaede: Language!

Kaito: .... HECKITY HECK I CRAVE DEATH!

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Shuichi tutoring Kokichi: Okay, what does PEMDAS mean?

Kokichi: Please End My Depression And Suffuring

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Kaede looks around and realizes that they lost Kokichi: Oh we lost Kokichi

Shuichi: Don't worry I got this

Shuichi yelling: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT RED ROPE AND STOP TRYING TO TIE ME UP!

Kokichi appears out of nowhere: WHO DARES TIE SHUMAI UP WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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Shuichi busts into Kaede dorm: KAEDE! I THINK I HAVE A CRUSH ON KOKICHI!

Kaede: Finally! C'mere I have the whole wedding planned out an everything

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Shuichi gets a call from Kaito: Kaito, I'm reading a novel right no-

Kaito: THERE'S A GHOST IN MY DORM-

Shuichi: Wait wha-

Kaito: Oh nevermind, it was just Kokichi, Maki knocked him out.

Shuichi: I- wai- DON'T HANG UP-

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Kokichi: I'll get Kaito back, dead or ali-

Shuichi: Alive!

Kokichi: Fine, you're no fun Shumai

Kokichi turns around (muttering): You didn't say conscious though...