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Kaede's dad: You okay, kid?
Kaede, laying face down on the floor: I'm depressed
Kaede's dad: Damn, me too
Kaede's dad: No, wait, hi Depressed, I'm Dad
Kaede's dad: No, wait, what's wrong?
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"When you see me acting depressed don't worry, I'm fine, I've been depressed since I was 11, it doesn't even register anymore"
- All of the Pregame cast
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{Group Chat: FML 🤡🔫}
JimmyNeutron: SHUICHI IS TRYING TO KILL ME! (Yesterday at 3 PM)
Groupchat: *Read at 5:AM*
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Tsumugi: Here's a fun game! Switch the first letter of your first name with the first letter of you last name. What do you get?
Rantaro: Aantaro Rmami
Kaede: Aaede Kkmatsu
Kokichi: Ookichi Kuma
Shuichi: Thanks for leaving me out bitch-
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Kokichi: Saihara-kun, I'm sad....
Shuichi: *putting his arms around him* Come here, it's gonna be okay
Kaede: I feel so depressed right now
Shuichi: *nodding* mood
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Shuichi: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation
Kaito: LITERALLY ALL THE TIME!?
Shuichi: Then you should be used to it by now, pussy
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Kaede: *staring at Miu*
Shuichi: Your gay is showing
Kaede: Bi, actually
Shuichi: Yeah, well if you don't act on your feelings you'll be bi yourself
Kaede:
Kaede: How do you divorce a friend?
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Everyone telling Kokichi that Shuichi likes him
Kokichi: Th-there's no way he likes me back
Rantaro: Shuichi would throw himself in front of a car for you. Trust me, he likes you
Kaede: That's a horrible reason. Shuichi would throw himself in front of a moving car just for fun
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Pregame New Years
Kokichi: WOW!! FIREWORKS!!! :D
Kokichi: IsN't It BeAuTiFuL?!
Kaito: It's just fireworks-
Shuichi: I'm sorry but- HOW 'BOUT YOU CONSIDER DYING-
Kaito: O-o
Everyone else: WOW!
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Shuichi trying to fulfill his new year's resolution right before it hits 12 pm be like-
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...