Rantaro: No me and Kiibo don't use pet names with eachother
Tsumugi: What do bees make?
Rantaro: Shit
Tsumugi:
Rantaro: What? Do they not make shit?
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Kohayo: MOMMY
Kokichi, rushing in: What happened?!
Kohayo, in tears: a spider
Kokichi: It's just a little spider it won't hurt yo-
Kokichi: *sees how big the spider is*
Kokichi:
Kokichi: SAIHARA-CHAN
Shuichi: *comforting 2 crying babies*
Kokichi: It blinked at me, Shumai. It was gross
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Kokichi: Daddy can you pass the sauce?
Nagito, Hajime, Shuichi, and Shuichi's dad reaches for the sauce
Nagito and Hajime:
Shuichi's dad: Oh, sorry. I forgot that they aren't married yet so I'm not his in-law
The parents look at Shuichi
Shuichi: *sweating bullets*
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{ Pregame }
Shuichi: Man I'm such a simp for Kokichi
Kokichi stans: Me too
Most of the fandom: Us too!
Shuichi:
Shuichi, pullng out a fucking glock: There can only be one
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{ Post Game }
Before they started dating
Shuichi: Ouma-kun's weakness is telling him "I love you" Trust me, when I do it, he's a blushing mess and excuses him out of the room.
Rest of v3 cast:
Rest of v3 cast: Should we tell him?
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Uno but everyone but Kirumi is wearing glasses that is a color shade
And they all have different colors
Btw Kirumi is there to check if anyone is cheating
Kaito, wearing purple glasses: DON'T LIE TO US KOKICHI! How tf did you get a purple card?!
Kokichi, wearing yellow glasses: it's YELLOW
Kaito: THAT'S CUZ YOU'RE WEARING YELLOW GLASSES
Kirumi: it's red....
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Kaito: KOKICHI YOU MOTHFUCKER I HATE THIS
Kokcihi: GOOD IDEA MOMOTA-CHAN MAYBE WE SHOULD DO A SCREAMING CONTEST AND THE LOUDEST IS CORRECT
Ryoma: *screeches*
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{ Pregame }
Tsumugi: SHUICHI GO TO BED!
Shuichi, while watching pornhub: I'M WATCHING A COOKING TUTORIAL
Tsumugi: You've been saying that for the last hour!
Shuichi:
Tsumugi:
Shuichi: It's a long tutorial
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Rantaro: I realized that there is nothing stopping me from drinking a lava lamp
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{Pregame}
Shuichi: So why did you want to marry my daughter?
Kagi: Well to be honest sir.... She has a fat ass
The Saiouma household: O_O
Shuichi: That's....
Shuichi: THE SAME REASON WHY I married her mother (aka Kokichi)
Shuichi: You have my permission :D
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{Pregame}
The Whole Cast: During the month of Christmas, my teacher gave to me....
Tsumugi: Wait no that's wron-
Korekiyo: 12 final exams
Ryoma: 11 panic attacks
Kaede: 10 thoughts of dying
Himiko: 9 all nighters
Kokichi: 8 hours of crying
Shuichi: 7 doubts of dying
Rantaro: 6 hours of swearing
Tenko: 5 MIGRANESSSSSS
Miu: 4 useless study guides
Kirumi: 3 million notes
Angie: 2.0 GPA
All of the cast except Tsumugi: AND A MONTH OF ANXIETY!!!
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Kaito: I'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING AMAZING
Rantaro: What is it?
Kaito: Water is wet!
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Kokichi: There's nothing wrong with wanting another man to put a dick in your asshole because that's how babies are made
Shuichi:
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Kokichi: I know right?! Like the whole fandom thinks that I'm a snack
Vampire!Shuichi:
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Continuation of Vampire!Shucihi
Kokichi: Hey honey, while you're out can you go and grab me a bite?
Shuichi: Kokichi... No-
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Kokichi: Remember to put the toilet seat down Kohayo!~
Kohayo: Okay!
Kohayo at the toilet seat: You are worthless, everyone hates you, no one likes you
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{Pregame}
Tsumugi: I believe water can solve all our problems!
Tsumugi: Weightloss? Drink water!
Miu: Clear skin? Drink water!
Kaede: Tired of someone? Drown me
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
