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Mix Post Game and Pregame

Mostly Pregame so the common will be Pregame and Postgame will be marked

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Reporter: So, what do you guys both not like about eachother?

Shuichi: Nothing! Kokichi is flawless

Kokichi: Um... A-a lot of things actually

Shuichi: W-what?!

Kokichi: NOTHING! YOU'RE PERFECT SAIHARA-KUN

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{Postgame}

Kokichi, on the phone: My boyfriend is on a cruise this week so I'm going to cut off all the sleeves off of my shirts

Kaede: What? Why?

Kokichi, whiling cutting off the sleeves: Saihara-chan's basically 85% of my impulse control

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Pregame in a paintball fight

Kokichi dives behind a mound with Shuichi while paintballs are being fired at them

Kokichi: We won't be able to make it!

Shuichi, while grabbing Kokichi's collar: YOU PROMISE ME WE'RE GOING TO CUDDLE IF WE MAKE IT OUT ALIVE RIGHT!!!

Shuichi, starts openfire: DIE BASTARDS

Kokichi: ...

Kokichi: W-WAIT WHAT?!

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{Postgame}

Genie: You get 3 wishes. But I have three rules first. No wishing the dead back to life. No wishing for love. And no wishing for more wishes

Kokichi: I wish for world domination

Genie: ... Okay, now I have 4 rules

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{Postgame}

Kokichi: Wow, your family is shitty, you should get a new one

Shuichi: I don't even know my parents-

Kokichi: You could always join mine, the husband position is yours for the taking

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Rantaro: My brothers betrayed me so I just got a new one. If fate wants to traumatize me, it needs to try harder

Kaito, tearing up: Did you just call me brother?

Rantaro: I clearly meant Shuichi. Read the room, hair gel monster.

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Shuichi, down on one knee: Will you marry me?

Kokichi, whispering to Kiibo: I-is he flirting with me?

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Postgame Domestic Saiouma be like:

Kokichi: Talk dirty to me

Shuichi: Ouma-kun, I'm not wearing any underwear because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to

Kokichi: ....still hot

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Kaede's parents: You can't date a female! Our family will be dishonoured!

Kaede: It's not like we've got a lot of honor to begin with

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Rantaro: So, are you two dating now?

Maki and Kaito: Yes