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Shuichi: You have a face.

Kokichi: Uh.... Yes... I do?

Shuichi: I mean nice face. You have a nice face.

Kokichi:

Shuichi: Please accept my flirting attempt.

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Kokichi lighting the laundry on fire after Kirumi's execution: And just like that, laundry's done!

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Kaede: Be yourself

Kokichi: Be myself? Bakamatsu, I have only one day to woo the fanbase over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Shuichi: A week at most

Rantaro: A month

Tsumugi: Six months

Maki: Jury's still out

Kokichi: See Kayayde."Be myself" what kind of garbage advice is that?

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Shuichi: Can you come over?

Kokichi: My car has only 3 wheels so I can't.

Shuichi: What? You're riding a tricycle right now?

Kokichi: You were supposed to say "but my roomates aren't home"

Shuichi: I was distracted by your tricycle

Kokichi: Okay, start over

Shuichi: Can you come over?

Kokichi: Can't, my car has only 3 wheels.

Shuichi: What color is your tricycle?

Kokichi: :(

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Kaito: Is anyone here not gay?

Kokichi: *raises his hand*

Shuichi: *slowly puts Kokichi's hand down*

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Shuichi: What's your biggest fear?

Kokichi: You

Shuichi: Me?

Kokichi: I'm scared that you'll look in the mirror and realize that you need someone better than me

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Shuichi: Okay, so you're driving and Miu and Kaito are walking into the road. What do you do?

Kokichi: Oh I definitely hit them

Shuichi: Ouma-kun, breaks. There is something called breaks....

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Kaede: If I were drink, I'd be a cherry flavored gatorade. What about you guys?

Rantaro: Monster

Kokichi: Sewage water

Shuichi: Bleach

Tsumugi: Calm down edgelords

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Shuichi: My wrists hurt...

Kaede: Why? You were stuck in bed with Kirumi treating you, because you hurt your ankle.

Shuichi: I had to write 'I will not be stupid and hurt myself ever again' like a million times.

Kaede: Who made you do this?

Shuichi looks at Kokichi

Kokichi:

Kokichi: It had to be done

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Kokichi and Shuichi adopt a child

Shuichi: Goodnight dear!

Kokoro: Goodnight dad!

Shuichi: Goodnight monster underneath the bed that eats children if they misbehave!

Kokichi through the walkie talkie underneath the bed and in a Darth Vader voice: Night

Kokoro: *screams*

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Rantaro: Kokichi, watch your language!

Kokichi: Alright, alright

A week later

Kokichi: Oh fiddlesticks! THAT really ruffles my diddly darn feathers.

Rantaro(sobbing): Please just say fuck

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Shuichi trying to confess to Kokichi: Let me guess, you're straight?

Kokichi: Straight from hell

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Shuichi: Christmas is canceled

Kaito: You can't cancel a holiday

Shuichi: Keep it up Kaito, and you'll lose New Year's

Kaito:

Kaito: What does that even mean-

Shuichi: Alright Kokichi, take away Kaito's New Year's

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