Shuichi: You have a face.
Kokichi: Uh.... Yes... I do?
Shuichi: I mean nice face. You have a nice face.
Kokichi:
Shuichi: Please accept my flirting attempt.
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Kokichi lighting the laundry on fire after Kirumi's execution: And just like that, laundry's done!
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Kaede: Be yourself
Kokichi: Be myself? Bakamatsu, I have only one day to woo the fanbase over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Shuichi: A week at most
Rantaro: A month
Tsumugi: Six months
Maki: Jury's still out
Kokichi: See Kayayde."Be myself" what kind of garbage advice is that?
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Shuichi: Can you come over?
Kokichi: My car has only 3 wheels so I can't.
Shuichi: What? You're riding a tricycle right now?
Kokichi: You were supposed to say "but my roomates aren't home"
Shuichi: I was distracted by your tricycle
Kokichi: Okay, start over
Shuichi: Can you come over?
Kokichi: Can't, my car has only 3 wheels.
Shuichi: What color is your tricycle?
Kokichi: :(
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Kaito: Is anyone here not gay?
Kokichi: *raises his hand*
Shuichi: *slowly puts Kokichi's hand down*
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Shuichi: What's your biggest fear?
Kokichi: You
Shuichi: Me?
Kokichi: I'm scared that you'll look in the mirror and realize that you need someone better than me
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Shuichi: Okay, so you're driving and Miu and Kaito are walking into the road. What do you do?
Kokichi: Oh I definitely hit them
Shuichi: Ouma-kun, breaks. There is something called breaks....
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Kaede: If I were drink, I'd be a cherry flavored gatorade. What about you guys?
Rantaro: Monster
Kokichi: Sewage water
Shuichi: Bleach
Tsumugi: Calm down edgelords
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Shuichi: My wrists hurt...
Kaede: Why? You were stuck in bed with Kirumi treating you, because you hurt your ankle.
Shuichi: I had to write 'I will not be stupid and hurt myself ever again' like a million times.
Kaede: Who made you do this?
Shuichi looks at Kokichi
Kokichi:
Kokichi: It had to be done
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Kokichi and Shuichi adopt a child
Shuichi: Goodnight dear!
Kokoro: Goodnight dad!
Shuichi: Goodnight monster underneath the bed that eats children if they misbehave!
Kokichi through the walkie talkie underneath the bed and in a Darth Vader voice: Night
Kokoro: *screams*
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Rantaro: Kokichi, watch your language!
Kokichi: Alright, alright
A week later
Kokichi: Oh fiddlesticks! THAT really ruffles my diddly darn feathers.
Rantaro(sobbing): Please just say fuck
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Shuichi trying to confess to Kokichi: Let me guess, you're straight?
Kokichi: Straight from hell
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Shuichi: Christmas is canceled
Kaito: You can't cancel a holiday
Shuichi: Keep it up Kaito, and you'll lose New Year's
Kaito:
Kaito: What does that even mean-
Shuichi: Alright Kokichi, take away Kaito's New Year's
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RastgeleI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
