:🌸: ➤ 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

It's magic I ain't explaining shit

Kokichi: Maki just told me that I have only 4 days left to live.

Shuichi: You're sick?

Kokichi: No she's just pissed.

Maki: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP ON WEDNESDAY!

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Rantaro: Wow Korekiyo has such a serious expression on his face. I wonder what he's thinking about

Korekiyo's mind: *wii music*

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Kokichi: When was the last time you slept that wasn't dedicated to finishing a case

Shuichi drinking the 7th cup of coffee: yes.

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[Phantom Thief]

Shuichi explaining to Kokichi why he won't join him: Look, sometimes you just gotta accept that there are things in this world you don't understand.

Kokichi: Oh sure, most things, I don't understand.

Shuichi: Wait-

Kokichi: Like yogurt

Shuichi: What--

Kokichi: How does it stop being milk?

Shuichi:

Kokichi:

Shuichi calling Kyoko: Kirigiri-senpai how does yogurt kn-

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Shuichi: Fun fact: Blueberries are the only fruit named after their color

Kokichi: Star fruit?

Shuichi: So close, that's just the shape

Kaede: Guys you forgot blueberries

Shuichi: I ju-

Miu: You forgot blackberries

Kokichi: Black isn't a color you pig

Rantaro: What about raspberries?

Gonta: Green bean?

Angie: Lemons!

Shuichi: WHERE IS THIS GOING?!

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{Pregame}

Kokichi banging a pen on the table out of frustration

Shuichi: Stop that, how would you feel if I banged you on the table

Kokichi: I-

Kokichi: I don't know the answer to that.....

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Kaito: What's a gender neutral term for your spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband?

Maki:

Shuichi:

Kaito: I feel stupid

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Shuichi: You're losing too much blood, quick what's your type?

Kokichi: Handsome, hot, and responds to Shumai......

Shuichi:

Shuichi: You know you're dying right?

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Kaito: You've been giving Shuichi a lot of attention lately

Kokichi: He was injured during an investigation! Of course I'd give him attention

Kaito: I was injured more than Shuichi during the investigation

Kokichi: Then you should go to the hospital, idiot

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Saiouma date at the zoo

Kokichi: Why are they in for?

Shuichi: Kokichi this is not a prison

Kokichi: No but-

Kokichi points at the penguin: I bet that one murdered someone

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Shuichi: Is that...... Are yiu reading Romeo and Juliet? Do you..... like Shakespeare?

Kokichi: Oh, I just thought I'd give it a try since you didn't pay any attention to me today. I liked the movie a lot

Shuichi: The one from 1996? Or the 1963 one? Or was it a filmed stage production?

Kokichi: I don't know if you heard of it, but it was called Gnomeo and Juliet

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Kokichi: Sometimes I wish I could bend something, even if it's just once

Shuichi: I don't know, my sexuality doesn't seem to be able to go back to straight ever since I met you

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Kokichi: Bitch

Korekiyo: Still lacking elegance, I see. How crude

Kokichi, doing a pirouette: 🧚‍♀️💞𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 💫🧚‍♂️

Korekiyo: How the fuck did you just fucking say that shit?

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Shuichi: I question my sexuality whenever I see Kokichi

Kokichi: Why thank you-

Shuichi: Because normally I am attracted to both genders, but he makes me question my attraction towards males

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Kaede: Just ask Kokichi out already. The worst he can say is no or he says yes and then follows that with "it's a lie"

Shuichi: Yeah that would be devastating

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{Pregame}

Tsumugi: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Rantaro: Say goodbye and mend my relationships

Kaede: Something illegal

Kokichi: Accept my fate

Shuichi: I would message 10 people saying that if they don't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow

Tsumugi: What?

Kaede: That's amazing. Can I change my answer?

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Shuichi: Why are people so obsessed with putting me as a top or bottom? Honestly I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed

Kokichi: I'm gonna tell him

Kaede: Don't you dare

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Maki: Explain to me how you two got into an accident?

Shuichi: Well, we were driving, and there was a deer on the road, and Kokichi didn't notice it so I said "Deer!"

Maki: and...?

Kaito: Tell us what he said

Shuichi: *sighs*

Shuichi: "Yes honey?"