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Pregame Kokichi is pog

This whole chapter is Pregame
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Montage of Pregame Kokichi using internet slangs that he learned from In game Kokichi
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Shuichi: So how was you experience

Kokichi: Everything seemed nice. I was pog

Shuichi:

Kaito: What?

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Kokichi: Shirogane-san said that you had a crush on someone. If it's too forward of me, I was wondering who you simp for

Shuichi: Please stop

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Kaito: *gets hit by Shuichi using a bat*

Tsumugi: Are you okay?

Kokichi: He needs some milk

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Kokichi during his own funeral: F

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Teacher: So how's your friendgroup?

Kokichi: Well it seems alright, but it seems like everyone stans me in that group tbh

Teacher looks at the v3 cast

Shuichi (whispering): Don't ask

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Montage complete

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Shuichi: The police pulled me over for drunk driving with Rantaro and they said "Papers?"

Shuichi: I said "Scissors, I win" and drove off.

Shuichi: But I think he wants a rematch because he keeps following me for 2 hours

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Kaito unknowingly makes Kokichi upset

Kokichi: Are you math? Because you are making me cry

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Girl: Hey, I like your personality

Shuichi: Thanks, it's a disorder

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Kiibo: What are you doing?

Rantaro: Eating toothpaste

Kiibo: Why?

Rantaro: It tastes like bubblegum

Kiibo:

Kiibo: Can I have some?

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Kidnapper: I got you son >:)

Maki: No? I have him right here.

Kidnapper: THEN WHO THE HELL WAS OUT THERE ASKING FOR CHOCOLATE MILK AND CRUSTS OFF HIS PB & J SANDWHICH?!

Maki: Omg

Maki: THAT'S MY HUSBAND

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Rantaro: My mom is telling me to be more mature

Kokichi: And what did you say?

Rantaro: I couldn't speak, I had 30 gummy bears in my mouth at that time

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Tenko: If men have nothing else. Then they have audacity

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Shuichi: Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Cause you're annoying as hell and won't shut tf up

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Himiko: What would youdlo if ducks threw bread at you?

Rantaro: You would have to duck!

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Rantaro:

Rules for my car

- No food

- I pick the music

- Must put this mask on

- Feet off the dish

- Here take this gun

-  We're robbing a bank

- C'mon don't be a coward

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Shuichi before meeting Kokichi: You know, I'm pretty straight, like an arrow

Kaede: Straight until Kokichi breaks it

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Rantaro: How to make Shuichi cry

Kokichi: Ignore him for a week

Kaito: Take away his merch

Tsumugi: SPOIL THE NEW SEASON OF DANGANRONPA FOR ME

Rantaro to Tsumugi: .... You're more eviler than I thought

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Shuichi: Happiness starts with an H, but howcome mine starts with a u?

Kokichi: Uappiness?

Kaede: No, Simp-19

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Kaede: I'm trying to stop being mean, but everyone around me is just becoming more of a dumbass

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Kokichi: Why do my last 2 braincells have to be a depressed one and a dumb one?

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Kaito: YA'LL SAYING THAT WATER GIVES YOU CLEAR SKIN BUT ALL I GOT WAS PEE

Rantaro: Drink your pee then

Maki: Why would he do that....?

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Kaito: Can someone tell me what "IEGDMFIEHAKDHKE" I would really appreciate that

Shuichi: OEHDNDIAGSKFIEIO LMAFO LOL

Rantaro: ODHCMEIAGDIFEO IDK MAN

Kaede: DIJEOAFBSJHFKEIWHODSKWKR STFU

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Shuichi: How tf did the virus from mainland Asia get here before my gucci belt >:(

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Kaede| @ThePianoCunt [ Nov. 10]

: Going through quarantine to know myself better

Kaede| @ThePianoCunt [ Nov. 20]

: I want to kill myself

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Shuichi: Okay, but why is a 4 inch cockroach huge while a 4 inch dick is small?

Kaede: Either way, your partner screams in both scenarios

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Random male to Kokichi: Are you free later?

Shuichi: No, he's expensive

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Hope you guys liked the photo at the top :)