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Shit Hits the Fan

I want to do another pregame chapter-

But it would be boring having another pregame chapter with a random chapter squeezed between it.

So- pregame chapter next chapter-

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Kaito flirting with Maki: If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd only have 1 dollar, because you're all I think about

Kokichi: *voice cracks* Have fun being broke, idiot.

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Kaede: Kokichi kissed you... and you said 'thank you'?

Shuichi, lying face down: Yes

Kaede: Well..... That was very polite

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Kokichi: I wasn't drunk on Panta

Shuichi: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important

Kokichi: BUT YOU ARE!

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{Pregame}

Kaede: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism

Kaito: How so?

Kaede: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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Kokichi: *taps the table gently*

Kaito: *taps back*

Shuichi: What are they doing?

Kaede, sipping her tea: Morse Code

Kokichi: *aggressively taps the table*

Rantaro: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

Kaito: *slams his hand on the table*

Kaito: YOU LITTLE SHIT, TAKE THAT BACK!

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Maki: *squishing Kokichi's face between 2 pieces of bread, idiot sandwich style* What are you?

Kokichi: A snack

Maki: Wrong

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{Pregame}

Principal: I'm implementing a no pets rule in the dorms

Kaede: Well shit. You can't just call out Shuichi's kink like that

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Kokichi: YOU'RE SO MEAN MOMOTA-CHAN! How could you dare me to lick a swing set?!

Kaito: FIRST OF ALL- I said "Kokichi don't lick the swing set" and you said "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" and then you licked the swing set-

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Kokichi: *stays something absurd*

Shuichi: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you?

Kokichi: *literally does something cute*

Shuichi, blushing: Ah. Yes. Right-

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Kirumi: Is it okay if I swear?-

Tsumugi: Yes, I'll allow you to swear

Kirumi: F-

Tsumugi: Go on

Kirumi: I'm scared

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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows

Kaito: ....what

Rantaro: He's got a point.

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Shuichi: I'm having problems with a boy

Maki: Like "his dead body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "I like him" problems?

Shuichi: "I like him" problems

Maki: Too bad, I could've helped with the other one

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{Pregame}

Rantaro: I got a 5 year plan

Kaede: Okay, I got the next 2 and a half hours planned, and then, there's darkness

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Shuichi: Hey Kokichi, are you like.... Seeing anyone?

Kokichi, perking up: No, why?

Rantaro: Oh, I don't know, maybe he too thinks that it would really help if you saw a therapist or something

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Kokichi: I never make the same mistake twice

Shuichi: He makes it four or five times, just to be sure

Kokichi:

Kokichi: Well, he's right,

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Tsumugi: So, everyone had a meeting to debate a new form of government.

Earlier-

Kokichi: I vote anarchy

Rantaro: You can't VOTE anarchy

Tenko: Monarchy, and the females shall rule

Kokichi: Military Dictatorship!

Rantaro: Matriarchy

Kaito: How about malarkey?

Shuichi: Kaito.... That's not a type of government. It just means meaningless talk and nonsense.

Everyone: .....

Now-

Tsumugi: Malarkey won.

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Kokichi: So you're saying you're a person like us

Kiibo: Yes

Kokichi: Ok then. Which of these pictures have a stop sign in them

Kiibo: uuuuuuuhhh

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Kokichi: I have a science headcanon!

Tsumugi: Can you just say "the hypothesis" like a normal person, please?

Kokichi:

Kokichi: .... So my science headcanon--

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Kokichi: I'll do it, but only for attention.

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Kokichi: EEeEEEEEEEeEWwwWWwWwWW, PDA! Kaito's holding hands with Makiroll!

Kaito: ...

Kaito: You realize how much worse you are with sidekick right?

Kokichi: That's different

Kaito: How?

Kokichi: because Shumai is objectively a hundred time cooler than Maki

Shuichi: I-