:🌸: ➤ 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

Nagito and Kokichi is best Brotp

SDR2 and V3 cast come together AU

Or

Kokichi and Nagito creating havoc wherever they go and Shuichi and Hajime quaking in their boots AU for the whole chapter

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Hajime: How do Kokichi and Nagito usually get out of their messes?

Shuichi: They don't. They just make a bigger one that cancels the first one.

Meanwhile...

Nagito and Kokichi sneezes in front of a burning cabin, because they failed cooking for their beloveds.

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Hajime glaring at Kokichi: Don't do anything stupid.

Kokichi: You and I both know that's asking way too much for me.

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Kokichi creating havoc with
Nagito joining the raid.

Monokuma: Stop.

Kokichi: and how will you stop us?

Monokuma: I'll kill Shuichi and Hajime.

Kokichi:

Nagito:

Monokuma:

Kokichi: God dammnit

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Maki: You shall now die

Nagito: Hold on, I have to ask Hinata-kun. Hey Hinata-kun, Harukawa-chan says-

Hajime: no.

Nagito: Sorry Harukawa-chan, he said no....... sadly.

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Hajime getting angry at Kokichi during a class trial: I HATE YOU ALL! GO KILL YOURSELVES!!!!

Nagito at the point of crying:

Hajime: * P A N I C *

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Kokichi: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Sonia: I'm calling Saihara-kun

Kokichi: Wait-

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Shuichi: Komaeda-kun.... That toy is for ages 5 and up...

Nagito: I'm the up!

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Kokichi to Kazuichi and Miu: I NEVER DOUBTED YOUR TWO FOR A SECOND!

Souda: Thank you, that's a lie though, right?

Kokichi: Yep! I doubted you guys very strongly! Still do actually.

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Kokichi joining the game: I'm one of you now. Prettier, different, and better, except one of you.

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Kokichi: What are your couple flaws? Like y'know snoring.

Nagito: Sometimes I sing in the shower and spend too much praying to get more hope.

Hajime: I occasionally commit first-degree suicide whenever he gets angry at me.

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Kokichi: I wanted to look like a snack this summer, but I keep fucking eating them.

Shuichi: I-

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Kokichi: They're here!

Nagito: You think it's a trap?

Kokichi: Yessss.

Nagito: Wanna go spring it?

Kokichi: HELL YEAH!

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Shuichi: Hinata-kun, Nagito got kidnapped again.

Hajime: Again? How much do they want?

Shuichi: 140 monocoins

Hajime: That sounds cheap.

Shuichi: But there is also shipping.

Hajime: How much is that?

Shuichi: 1 monocoin.

Hajime: Now THAT'S the problem.

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Kokichi: Oh come on! What's the harm in us walking around.

Fuyuhiko: With this murder game? CLEARLY you haven't been paying attention!

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Kaede: I'm going over there for a second, just stay and don't touch anything.

Nagito: Okay Akamarsu-chan!

Kaede leaves

Kokichi: We're touching EVERYTHING

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Kokichi: Why do I feel like crap and keep wasting my time doing nothing?

Kokichi's therapist (Mikan)-: You have depression

Kokichi: Nah that could be the lack of Panta being shipped here.

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Nagito: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.

Maki: Break their bones, they have many.

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Kaito: What if Cinderella was a bakong slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?

Shuichi:

Teruteru: Both of you get out of the kitchen

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Kokichi sees Shuichi on the hospital bed injured: WHO THE FUCK?!

Chiaki: Language!

Kokichi:

Kokichi: WHOM THE FUCK-

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Nagito: I love the term "fuck you" because you can either mean it in a horny way, or the offensive way. Both ways describe me perfectly.

Kaede:

Shuichi:

Chiaki:

Hajime: You're not joining our book club.

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Kokichi: Alright, listen here you little shits.

Kokichi: Not you Shumai and Nagichu, you both are angels and we're grateful that you are here.

Kokichi: Hinata-chan on the other hand-

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Nagito: Did it hurt when you fell?

Hajime: Nagito, why are you using cheesy pick u-

Nagito: No, from slpping on wet sand while walking around the beach. You laid there for 10 minutes.

Kokichi: We both saw that.

Everyone: We all saw that.

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Gundham: Everytime I talk to you fiends it gets more and more absurd.

Kokichi: You say that as if you aren't part of the group. Well, I got news for you friend, you're already on the Christmas card.

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