Rantaro: I can never remember the difference betweena an incubus and a succubus
Rantaro: So while I'm looking that up, I need you to hold the wheel and drive, Kiibo
Kaede: An incubus grows down from the ceiling and a succubus grows up from the floor, I think
Miu: And an omnubis switches between the top and bottom postions!
Kokichi: Wait, I thought an omnibus was one of those big-ass cars you can take to go to other cities
Kokichi: I mean either way, it sounds like you're in for an interesting ride!
Miu: *furiously scribbles notes*
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Pregame Field Trip
Teacher: Please make sure your precious belongings are secured safely
Shuichi: *pulls Kokichi onto his lap and crushes him*
Kaede:
Shuichi: What? He's mine and he's precious
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Kokichi: What are you talking about I'm like the backbone of this group?
Shuichi: You're like.... the appendix of this group
Tenko: No one knows what you're here for
Kaito: Also prone to exploding at any moment
Maki: And a real pain to remove
Kokichi: .... fuck you guys
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Kaede with her hairpins in her hair: I'm losing everything today, I can't even find my hairpins!
Shuichi:
Shuichi: I'll help you find them for 20 monocoins
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Rantaro: Uh oh
Kokichi staring at Shuichi: What?
Rantaro: Someone's falling for a certain detective
Kokichi: Yeah, right. I just think Saihara-chan's interesting, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about him.
[Later that night]
Kokichi:
Kokichi: Uh oh
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Shuichi: Welcome to another episode of 'This Sounds Like It Should Be A Fever Dream' and it certainly should be a fever dream. But it is, in fact, my life.
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Maki: Your future self is hating you for the poor decisions you're making today
Kokichi: Bold of you to assume current me isn't also hating myself for making the decisions that I am making
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Kokichi texting Shuichi, drunk: Shumai! I am being kidnapped, I don't know where I am or where I am or where they are taking me, please find me!
Shuichi checking his phone and turning around in the driver's seat: It's me, Ouma-kun. I am taking you home.
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Maki on the phone: Where the hell are you guys?
Shuichi : We're with Kirumi
Maki: What? What happened?
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
