Kaede: If gay means happy
Kaede: Then I'm as straight as a rainbow
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Why are there Yandere!Pregame Saiouma Stories (With Shuichi as Yandere)
Tsumugi: Okay, listen here Shuichi, if you want to win Kokichi's heart. You shouldn't kidnap him
Shuichi: Wait..... That was also an option?
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Tsumugi: I dare you to-
Rantaro: Shuichi isn't allowed to accept dares
Shuichi: Apparently I have "no regard for my personal safety"
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Shuichi: Kokichi, what are you doing
Kokichi, drunk, while dumping water on Shuichi's head: I want to grow your ahoge
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Rantaro: Do you ever get water hungry?
Tsumugi: Thirsty?
Rantaro: Water hungry
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Continuation of the "Why there is Yandere Pregame Saiouma"
Tsumugi, Rantaro, and Korekiyo giving Shuichi advice
Rantaro: It's okay to ask for help
Tsumugi: You aren't a burden
Korekiyo: Murder is an option as long as you hide the body
Rantaro:
Shuichi:
Tsumugi, coughing: Consent is the most important thing-
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Kokichi: I-I wish you could block people in real life
Kaede: Restraining order
Maki: Murder
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Rantaro: Do you have protection?
Kokichi: Y-yes.....
Kokichi: *Takes a knife out of his pocket*
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Shuichi: Eat pizza
Tsumugi: I mean... Something romantic
Shuichi: Eat pizza in the rain
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Kokichi: I know Saihara-kun has a crush on me
Rantaro: What? Then why haven't you said anything?!
Kokichi: Th-the reason is actually pretty simple....
Kokichi: I am absolutely terrified of being a disappointment.
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Maki: I am a complex person with complex emotions, like "tired" and "food" and even the rarer third emotion, "gun"
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Kaito, screaming: WHY TF IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE!
Shuichi, sipping out of a Capri Sun: Oh no, what have I done
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Pregame plays "Among Us"
Kokichi: *snaps Kaito's neck*
Shuichi:*Finds body*
Kaito: GUYS KOKICHI KILLED ME! HE'S THE IMPOSTOR!!!
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
