Maki: *speaking in 11037*
Kokichi: I know, I know
Tenko: You can understand what she's saying?
Kokichi: No, I just know the phrase 'this is all your fault' in every language he speaks.
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Kokichi: You can say "have a nice day" without a problem, but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening
Shuichi: Kokichi, it's 3 in the morning.
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Shuichi, seeing a badly injured Kokichi: Is he going to be alright
Kaito: I doubt it. He never has been
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Kokichi: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Tsumugi: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
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{Phantom Thief AU}
Kokichi, looking at Shuichi: The rich should be robbed once a week
Shuichi: Why?
Kokichi: Builds character
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Rantaro, about to get laid:
Kokichi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MAH BOI AVOCADO IS GETTING LAID TONIGHT!
Kokichi: Hurry, get the banners!
DICE unroll banners outside of Rantaro's apartment
Banners: Don't Forget To Wear A Condom! <3
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Kokichi: Bleh bleh bleh
Vampire!Maki: I don't say bleh bleh bleh
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Ice Cream Seller: I have a new flavor today and it's grape
Shuichi: I already know what that tastes like
Kaede: Wait- Wha-
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Tsumugi holding a magnifying glass and grape:
Shuichi: What
Tsumugi: *setting the grape on the table*
Shuichi:
Tsumugi: *bashes the grape with the magnifying glass*
Kokichi in the other room: *demonic screaming*
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Kokichi gets a hold of an Instagram account
King of Crushed Grapes: *takes picture of Shuichi sleeping on the desk*
Caption:
King of Crushed Grapes: HE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP NSHSISHSISHISHISHI
Replies:
Springroll: You drugged his coffee didn't you?
King of Crushed Grapes: @Springroll you aren't complaining aren't you?
Springroll: Not really, for once. Let him rest
CyaSpaceCowboi: Shuichi asleep at 3 AM? That's impossible
Bingbongbitchpiano: THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!
Bippidty Boppity Gay: When did Kokichi learn how to do magic? Did you learn sleeping magic?
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Kaito: Don't tell me that Kokichi is gone already
Tsumugi: Okay
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AcakI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
