:🌸: ➤ 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

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Kokichi: 'until death do us part'? I don't think so. The Gates of Heck will have opened and you'd still be my plus one.

Shuichi: Goody.

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Kokichi: Can I say something?

Shuichi: Sure

Kokichi: Your smile is the prettiest smile I have ever seen

Shuichi: Can I say something as well?

Kokichi: Sure

Shuichi: The smile only exists when I'm with you.

Tsumugi:

Tsumugi, squealing: I think I'm gonna throw up

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Kaede: What are you doing on the floor, Kokichi?

Kokichi: I'm depressed

Kaede: Oh oka-

Kokichi: Also, I was stabbed, can you get mom....

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Kokichi: Now consider this... seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat and they're called yeetbelts.

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Kaede: We promised Shuichi, we would prep for the party

Kokichi tied by some streamers: No, YOU promised Shumai. See, I never promise Saihara-chan anything. That way, I never disappoint him. I try to be considerate.

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{Pregame}

Shuichi: You can't make everyone in the fandom like you. You're not a Kokichi.

Kaito: Not everyone likes Kokichi, though

Shuichi: Who doesn't like Kokichi?

Kaito: I don't know, I just-

Shuichi: I need names, Momota

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Kokichi: I made tea

Kaito: I don't want tea

Kokichi: I didn't make YOU tea. This is my tea

Kaito: Then why did you tell me?

Kokichi: It's a conversation starter

Kaito: It's a horrible conversation starter

Kokichi: Oh, is it? We're conversing right now. Checkmate.

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Tsumugi: How would you like your haircut?

Kokichi: preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass.

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Tsumugi: Kokichi got used to doing his shots in a very young age, it was very hard

Kokichi: I was so excited about getting to stab myself 4 times a day

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Kaede in the gc: jdfidiksjejf

Kaito: What is that?

Kaede: Oh, it's a keysmash. Kinda like a laugh

Kaito: How do you do it?

Kaede: Just, uh, press any button

Kaito: 🌝

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Kokichi: look what you've done to my peonies!