:🌸: ➤ 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

I have unhealthy Pregame addiction

Let's do another pregame chapter for 2k special-

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Kaito: My very good friend, Shuichi, likes to check in every so often and make sure if I'm doing okay

Kaito: And if I am, he tries to fuck everything up, because I made Kokichi pour milk before cereal.

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Shuichi: When I get murdered, make sure it's unsolved

Kokichi: Wh-what?

Shuichi: I want to be on Despairfeed Unsolved

Kaede: Let's go back to the "when I get murdered" part.

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Pre!Kokichi learning how to swear

Kokichi: B-bitches be like "I-I'm baby" but have a-a childhood trauma and n-neglect like what the f-fuck do you m-mean about being b-baby? Y-you were forced t-to grow up from a-an early age, anyways... I-I'm bitches.

Kokichi looks up from the script

Kokichi: Did I-I say that correctly?

Kaede: *gives Kokichi the thumbs up*

Rantaro: *charging at Kaede with a stop sign*

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Shuichi: I'm not going to say all of my problems were caused by watching Danganronpa.

Rantaro looking up from the therapists' notes

Rantaro: But all 5 therapists said that it's exactly that and your also in denial

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Rantaro, writing the poster looking for Kokichi, because they lost him halfway up the mountain: To the thief who stole this wonderful grape.

Kaede: Are you sure it's a thief?

Shuichi: Well how else would Ouma-kun not be here with us?

Tenko: As if you have anything to say, degenerate

Gonta: I before e, except after c

Rantaro: Oh okay, I'll fix it then.

Kirumi, reading the poster, giving Kokichi a piggyback ride up the mountain: What the fudge is a thceif?

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Rantaro: I really like this whole 'good cop, bad cop' thing you two have going on

Shuichi: It's not really a thing. It's more like Kaito is being an ass to Kokichi and I'm less of one.

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Kaede: SHUICHI! SHUICHI! Do that thing you did again.

Shuichi: *genuinely smiles and not because of either Danganronpa and Kokichi*

Rantaro: Wait..... That's possible?

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Rantaro: Kokichi could hug 4 people simultaneously, because god blessed him with the ability to heal any poor soul by just a hug. But the devil cursed those hugs, because you'll die from his cuteness when having those hugs received. Any questions?

Kaede: Where's Shuichi?

Rantaro: He's in a better place, sit down immediately.

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Kokichi: Sh-Shuichi knocked s-someone out!

Kaede: Now now, if Shuichi punched someone I'm sure he had a very good reason to.