:🌸: ➤ 𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚖𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

Pwitter

Haha- Pregame go brrrr-

...

- Pregame has consumed me

Pregame gets a hold of twitter

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Kaito| @Spacefucker

: I dare you to make out with the first person that enters the room

Shuichi| @UltimateDicktective; Replying to @Spacefucker

: No way I'm gonna do it, that's ridiculous

Kokichi: *enters the room*

Shuichi| @UltimateDicktective; Replying to @Spacefucker

: Well rules are rules.

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Rantaro| @AvocadoxGuacamole

:My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not

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Tsumugi| @UltimateSaioumalogist

: What's the opposite of assassin

Shuichi| @UltiamteDicktective; Replying to @UltiamteSaioumalogist

: dickdickout

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Tsumugi| @UltimateSaioumalogist
: 2020 has been a rough year, so did any of you guys eat anything healthy? Just checking :D

Kaede| @AllergictoLife

: Yes actually. Today, I made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat

Tsumugi| @UltimateSaioumalogist; Replying to @AllergictoLife

: Oh! Can I see?

Kaede| @AllergictoLife; Replying to @UltimateSaioumalogist

: *shows her the Dominos that she ordered*

Tsumugi| @UltimateSaioumalogist; Replying to @AllergictoLife

: wtf

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Angie| @AtuaismyAesthetic

: Atua, really made Kokichi 5'1"

Shuichi| @UltimateDicktective; Replying to @AtuaismyAesthetic

: He put the 5 inches somewhere else

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Kaito| @SpaceFucker; Replying to @AllergictoLife

: MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR FUTURE IN FACT!

Kaede| @AllergictoLife; Replying to @SpaceFucker

: Oh, so not really big

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Kaito| @SpaceFucker

: Imagine your twitter pfp being fucked by you against the wall

Shuichi| @UltimateDicktective; Replying to @SpaceFucker (Has his pfp as Kokichi)

: Oh wow ;)

Rantaro| @AvocadoxGuacamole; Replying to @UltimateDicktective

: What the fuck

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Tsumugi| @UltimateSaioumalogist

: There are no lifeboats on the Saiouma ship. So no one can leave. We drowned all of them for a reason