Phantom Theif AU for the whole chapter
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Kokichi to Shuichi: Good morning detective, would you like to perform an unholy act with me at perhaps midnight...?
Shuichi: What?
Kokichi: Joking!
Kokichi: unless you desire it ;)
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Kaito in a disgused banana suit: Respect the drip Makiroll.
Maki: There's no drip, you're stuck you idiot.
Kaito: DRIP OR DROWN MAKIROLL!
Rantaro: It's dry-
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Kokichi: Me? Stealking Shumai? Pfff- no way 😌
Kaede: What's in the bag, Kokichi?
Kaede opens the bag and sees a drugged Shuichi
Kaede:
Kokichi: Beans and drugs.
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Kokichi about to leave his base: Wait, I forgot to grab my dinner.
Kokichi walks back to his office and pulls Shuichi out of his safe.
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Shuichi: I hate you-
Kokichi: Is that a lie?
Shuichi: I-
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Kokichi sees Shuichi in the distance with guards around him.
Kokichi: Shumai!
Shuichi dmturns around surprised and the guards aim their firearms at Kokichi
Kokichi: Woah! Hang on, I just want to give Shumai a hug!
Shuichi: Please maintain position men.
Kokichi: :(
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Kokichi: I HATE YOU!
Shuichi: I hate me too!
Kokichi: .... Saihara-chan, we talked about this
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
