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Whizz Wazz Pickle Spaz

{Pregame}

Rantaro: QUICK! Grab something you can't live without!

Shuichi: *grabs Kokcihi's ass*

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Kokichi: You remind me of Rapunzel

Kaito: Really?

Kokichi: Yes, but instead of letting your hair you let down everyone in your life

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{Pregame}

Tsumugi: Why are you in your boxers Shuichi?

Shuichi: I don't have clothes

Tsumugi: *opens Shuichi's closet* Of course you do, you have shoes, pants- hello, Kokichi, a jacket....

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{Pregame}

Shuichi: Lets bang

Shuichi: I mean lets hang*

Shuichi: Stupid autocorrect

Kokichi: Saihara-kun.... This is a verbal conversation

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Shuichi: When you said 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was expecti-

Kokichi: *holds up Queen of Hearts* Is this your card?

Shuichi, softly: Holy shit

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{Pregame}

Rantaro: Wait, how do you know that Shucihi is great in bed?

Kaito: I used to live close to him, either he's amazing or Kokichi just loves to agree with him alot

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Kokichi: *ties complicated knot in like 3 seconds*

Rantaro: I'm impressed, Kokichi. Where did you learn to do that?

Kokichi: *has flashbacks of tying himself up for Shuichi before sex*

Kokichi: ... Boy scouts?

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Kokichi: Saihara-chan!!

Shuichi: Kokichi?

Kaede: MIU!!!

Miu: Kaede?!!!

Gonta: BEETLES

Everyone:

Gonta: Huh? What's wrong?? Gonta thought we were calling out things we love?

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{ Pregame }

Shuichi: Are you dating someone?

Kokichi: I don't know.. My love life is a mess.

Shuichi: ..... I'm a mess, can I be your love life

Kokichi:

Rantaro: Shit. That was smooth

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{ Pregame }

Shuichi: *looks at Kaito and Rantaro* I have no taste in men

Tsumugi: Oh, look, is that Kokichi in lingerie

Kokichi: *trying to cover himself up*

Shuichi: *shoves Rantaro and Kaito to the side, vaults over the table, and sprints towards Kokichi* MOVE I'M GAY!!