Shuichi: Hey Kokichi can you put the angel on the tree?
Kokichi setting up a catapult to put Shuichi in: Sure
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Miu: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We'll hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is underneath it.
Shuichi: We're not doing that
Kokichi: Mistlefoe
Kaede: Kokichi no-
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Maki: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older
Maki: "What do you want for christmas?" I don't know
Kokichi: Shuichi to join my organization
Miu: A didlo that can go up and down
Kaede: I'd like to meet myself from before the game
Shuichi: I want a dog
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Kokichi: Dear Santa, I've been very good this year. Most of the year anyways...
Kokichi: Anyways I want-
Kokichi: Fuck it, I'll just buy my own stuff-
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Shuichi: Last year I asked for the most hottest person alive for Christmas.
Shuichi: I woke up in an amazon box in front of Ouma-kun's dorm
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[Pregame]
Tenko: What are you going to bring to the Christmas dinner?
Shuichi and Kaede: Our negative attitude and our sparkling personalities
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Kokichi: Shumai! Come here, ut's time to open your Christmas present
Shuichi walks in with Kokichi tied up and having a bow on his head
Shuichi:
Kokichi:
Kokichi: Actually I want to play with my Christmas gift first
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{Pregame}
Kokichi: I'm a little scared to go to breakfast. We were pretty loud last night for my Christmas present.
Shuichi: I'm sure it's fine, no one would stay up that late so most likely everyone was asleep.
Shuichi and Kokichi walk into the dining room and sees Kaede sitting there drinking some Ramune
Kaede sipping the Ramune:
Kokichi and Shuichi:
Kaede to Shuichi: Sup 'Daddy'
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Shuichi: I panic when people compliment me like what the heck is trash like me supposed to say?
Kokichi: Hey Shumai, you look hot today-
Shuichi: Merry Christmas!
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[Pregame]
Tenko: Get in the box
Shuichi: What? Why?
Tenko: The first thing Kokichi asked on his Christmas wishlist was to see his soulmate on Christma-
Shuichi gets inside of the box without another question
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[Pregame again]
Shuichi: Avocado! My Christmas list is done!
Rantaro: Okay, can you tell me what you want for Christmas?
Shuichi: 1,000,000 in USD, getting in the new season of Danganronpa, the souls of my enemies, Kokichi, and rope to prevent Kokichi from escaping my house.
Rantaro: Shuichi we need to talk-
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...
