Pregame yummy for tummy-
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Shuichi meeting Kokichi for the first time
Shuichi: Aw he's cute :3
Shuichi's cock, screeching: LIVE SHORT, DIE YOUNG
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Kokichi playing animal crossing
Kokichi: *catches a Shuichi fish*
Kokichi:
Shuichi:
Rantaro: Oh Atua, PUT IT BACK IN THE OCEAN
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So in this one Shuichi is a delinquent and his gang is always fighting with Rantaro's gang
Tsumugi: So, have you heard about Rantaro's adopted brother transferring here?
Shuichi: Oh wow. That avocado has a brother? I bet he's just some muscula-
Tsumugi: *shows a picture of Kokichi*
Shuichi:
Shuichi: On second thought, we shouldn't overlook the slightest threat. If any person joins his gang it's a problem.
Shuichi: I propose that we attack his turf everyday
Kaito: When did Shuichi become energetic?
Kaede: Hormones
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Continuation from the minecraft server thingy
When Shuichi breaks a rule
Kokichi: Saihara-kun.... Can you meet me at the llama church?
Shuichi: Sure! Anything for you Kokichi :D
They arrive at the church
Kokichi: Alright... enough questions , peasant
Shuichi: ಠ_ಠ
Kokichi: You will answer me now scum
Shuichi: ಥ_ಥ
Kokichi: Do you think that it was necessary, you degenerate being?
Shuichi: *trembling in fear as Kokichi asserts his dominance as a bottom*
Rantaro: .... Holy shit-
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Tsumugi: True or false, Shuichi has a daddy kink
Shuichi:
Shuichi: Everyone put your fucking hands down right now
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I will get a lot of hate towards me, but I hc that Shuichi's a little possessive (not to the point that it's unhealthy though-)
Shuichi: Before me and Kokichi got together, I was always jealous whenever Kokichi got a boyfriend. And Kokichi usually thought this jealously as me stating:
Shuichi: ' I was jealous of the fact that they were dating you, and I wasn't '
Shuichi: When it was actually
Shuichi: 'The very sight of you being the object of another person's romantic interest makes me want to ram his face into a fire hydrant, repeatedly'
Shuichi: As you can tell, Kokichi didn't make the connection
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Symphony of Depression : I'm deciding on doing a new profile picture for this chat
Symphony of Depression:
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RandomI waste my time way too much. This is just a mishmash of incorrect quotes from tumblr, reddit, and other social media 🙃💅 Ships: Saiouma Irumatsu Kaimaki or whatever Possible Rantaro and Tsumugi Possible Rantaro and Kiibo Saimatsu (Platonic) Oumami...