Texas: *Asleep in his room at 3 am*
Florida: *crawls out of vents and sits next to him*
Texas: *wakes up* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! GET OUT MY ROOM!!!
Florida: I HAD A NIGHTMARE I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!
Texas: YOU'RE ALMOST 200 GET THE HELL OUT MY ROOM-
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Georgia: guys... Why does no one love me-
Florida, Louie, PA (pardon me with weird ships-), and Texas: Who told you that...
Georgia: Britain? WAIT WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET GUNS FROM-
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Cali: Can I have a hug...
Texas: no.
Cali: :C
Texas: *feeling bad* Fine...
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Maryland: *laying on the couch watching TV*
Mass: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME MOVE!!!
Mary: W-what? But I-
Mass: *flops onto him* PET ME!!
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statehouse Louie: do ya ever just wanna die sha...
Statehumans Louie: Every fucking day...
*starts playing mama cry while crying and eating ice cream*
Both of them: MAMA PLEASE DON'T YOU CRY-
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(statehumans one lol)
N.Y: I feel like shi-
London: no. You're full of shit, but I love all of it. Now give me cuddles.
N.J: *who was listening in for blackmail* AWWWWWWWWWWWW~
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Florida: Louie- I think Gov guy is having a panic attack
Louie: I mean... I don't blame him
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Gov: I'll pay you to take them back... PLEASE!!
Old D.C: *grinning* NO THEIR YOUR PROBLEM NOW MOTHER FUC-
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(both fandoms)
Alaska: My pronouns?
Alaska: NONE! Do not refer to me
Alaska: even better! Do not perceive me.
Alaska: for mental health reasons, I don't exist! Goodbye!
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Florida: *crying in a corner*
Nutmeg: The fuck is with him?
Rhode Island: he fell down the stairs with a plate of spaghetti...
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N.Y: When will people realize im more than a city...
Georgia: when will people realize im more than Atlanta...
Cali: when will people realize im more than L.A...
Wyoming: when will people realize I exist?
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Idaho: FUN FACT!!
Idaho: there's a whole other US flag just in case I disappear!
Idaho: but that will never happen because I am barely recognized, to begin with!
Idaho: SO TAKE THAT GOVERNMENT-
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Nebraska: why do we park in a driveway... And not drive?
Missouri: Not again SOMEONE GET THE FRYING PAN-
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Mexico: Hola son! Just wanted to let you know I don't miss you!
Texas: ThAnKs DaD
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New Mexico: *holding a sign* IM AMERICAN IM AMERICAN IM AMERICAN IM AMERICAN
Arizona: what does his sign say?
Utah: he's protesting the fact that everyone keeps thinking he is a part of Mexico
Arizona: Oh-
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(when two Floridians meet-)
Florida (Statehouse)
Florida (statehumans)
Wanna rob a bank?
Is that even a question? YES-
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Georgia: *taking a nap on N.Y's bed*
N.Y: *not knowing what to do* uhhhh-
N.Y: wait- *whispers in his ear* North Carolina says your movies are garbage... And so is Coke....
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Georgia: *jumping out of bed* WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT?!?!
N.Y: shit-
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Georgia: did I ever tell you guys im married?
Everyone at the dinner table: W-WHAT!?!??!
Georgia: *smiles* Yeah look! *shows them GeorgiasWifey profile pic on Wattpad*
(couldn't help myself im sorry-)
Gov: oh-
PA: Oh thank god I thought I lost my chance-
N.H: what was that PA?
PA: you heard nothing...
Florida: WAIT HOLD ON WHAT DO YOU READ ON WATTPAD-
Georgia: *Blushing a ton, runs from the Table*
Florida, Louie, and Texas: *runs after him*
:)
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
