Quotes of the new white claws-

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Texas: *Asleep in his room at 3 am*

Florida: *crawls out of vents and sits next to him*

Texas: *wakes up* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! GET OUT MY ROOM!!!

Florida: I HAD A NIGHTMARE I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!

Texas: YOU'RE ALMOST 200 GET THE HELL OUT MY ROOM-

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Georgia: guys... Why does no one love me-

Florida, Louie, PA (pardon me with weird ships-), and Texas: Who told you that...

Georgia: Britain? WAIT WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET GUNS FROM-

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Cali: Can I have a hug...

Texas: no.

Cali: :C

Texas: *feeling bad* Fine...

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Maryland: *laying on the couch watching TV*

Mass: WHY DID YOU MAKE ME MOVE!!!

Mary: W-what? But I-

Mass: *flops onto him* PET ME!!

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statehouse Louie: do ya ever just wanna die sha...

Statehumans Louie: Every fucking day...

*starts playing mama cry while crying and eating ice cream*

Both of them: MAMA PLEASE DON'T YOU CRY-

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(statehumans one lol)

N.Y: I feel like shi-

London: no. You're full of shit, but I love all of it. Now give me cuddles.

N.J: *who was listening in for blackmail* AWWWWWWWWWWWW~

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Florida: Louie- I think Gov guy is having a panic attack

Louie: I mean... I don't blame him

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Gov: I'll pay you to take them back... PLEASE!!

Old D.C: *grinning* NO THEIR YOUR PROBLEM NOW MOTHER FUC-

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(both fandoms)
Alaska: My pronouns?

Alaska: NONE! Do not refer to me

Alaska: even better! Do not perceive me.

Alaska: for mental health reasons, I don't exist! Goodbye!

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Florida: *crying in a corner*

Nutmeg: The fuck is with him?

Rhode Island: he fell down the stairs with a plate of spaghetti...

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N.Y: When will people realize im more than a city...

Georgia: when will people realize im more than Atlanta...

Cali: when will people realize im more than L.A...

Wyoming: when will people realize I exist?

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Idaho: FUN FACT!!

Idaho: there's a whole other US flag just in case I disappear!

Idaho: but that will never happen because I am barely recognized, to begin with!

Idaho: SO TAKE THAT GOVERNMENT-

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Nebraska: why do we park in a driveway... And not drive?

Missouri: Not again SOMEONE GET THE FRYING PAN-

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Mexico: Hola son! Just wanted to let you know I don't miss you!

Texas: ThAnKs DaD

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New Mexico: *holding a sign* IM AMERICAN IM AMERICAN IM AMERICAN IM AMERICAN

Arizona: what does his sign say?

Utah: he's protesting the fact that everyone keeps thinking he is a part of Mexico

Arizona: Oh-

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(when two Floridians meet-)

Florida (Statehouse)

Florida (statehumans)

Wanna rob a bank?

Is that even a question? YES-

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Georgia: *taking a nap on N.Y's bed*

N.Y: *not knowing what to do* uhhhh-

N.Y: wait- *whispers in his ear* North Carolina says your movies are garbage... And so is Coke....
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Georgia: *jumping out of bed* WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT?!?!

N.Y: shit-

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Georgia: did I ever tell you guys im married?

Everyone at the dinner table: W-WHAT!?!??!

Georgia: *smiles* Yeah look! *shows them GeorgiasWifey  profile pic on Wattpad*
(couldn't help myself im sorry-)

Gov: oh-

PA: Oh thank god I thought I lost my chance-

N.H: what was that PA?

PA: you heard nothing...

Florida: WAIT HOLD ON WHAT DO YOU READ ON WATTPAD-

Georgia: *Blushing a ton, runs from the Table*

Florida, Louie, and Texas: *runs after him*



















































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