Head cannons because their fun :)

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by ImWeridOk

by ImWeridOk

Georgia had earned the title of the mom of the south till he got kicked out

Maryland likes to show his crabs off whenever he can

Florida has adopted the entire city of Philadelphia even tho they aren't personified-

Florida likes reading his own crazy news stories for later uses

PA likes getting cuddled

Mass in all honesty likes being pampered when no one else is around

Utah tries not to be such a homophobic asshole but fails often

All States refuse to use any sort of slur on another no matter how mad they may be (that and im not writing that stuff-)

Louie likes reading in his free time

Georgia and N.Y are the go-to-guys when someone needs a makeover (In Georgia there's a lot of hair competitions, more specifically in Atlanta)

Florida likes hiding random memes around the house, like the OHHHHH MY GOD guy might be in the fridge

N.J tried to stab N.Y one time but then again they are immortal-

Sometimes the states will refer to themselves as the "unwanted ones" considering a lot of their former colonizers didn't want nor spoke to them. They just wanted their land.

D.C and Gov have a horrid fear of fire and all the D.C's + Gov have burn marks from the war of 1812

Every time Texas says Remember the Alamo, Cali likes reminding him he lost

Georgia naps on top of States who refuse to cuddle him and since he's pretty big it's hard to move him

When Alabama is bored he'll just start making out Indiana in front of a very salty Ohio, and for him, that's why he does it

Florida gets confused easily

Michigan hisses at people he doesn't like

Wisconsin needs a spotted cow all the time or he'll end up acting serious and it scares people

Florida loves learning about space

Virginia hates when people call him "Virgin--ia"

Mississippi sometimes forgets how to spell his name

Virginia likes writing and bragging about all the leaders that came from his state

Texas never remembers birthdays/Statehood till Facebook reminds him

Ohio and Alabama like smooching Indiana randomly and it always gets him flustered

Alaska and N.Y sometimes wish they were Canadians

All States like football and it gets really heated in the house

Gov tries and fails to keep other Capitals away from the states because they might get hurt or something

UN always was confused with the Americans

Florida will bite you-

When a state is sad Mary and Georgia will do one of the following:
Cuddle
Shove their fav food in their mouth
Give them flowers
Get a state they adore
Movie and sushi roll them
Works everytime