Florida: I have this lizard.
Louie: you know what this means right?
+five minutes late+
Louie: TELL US HOW TO SAVE 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE!!
Florida: TELL US YOUR SECRETS!!!
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Mass: What are you doing Florida...?
Florida: well I mean you do me and I don't ask
Mass: ...
N.Y: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK-
Connecticut: just gonna see my self out
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Georgia: ALABAMA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!
Alabama: what?
Mississippi:*pulls out all his Hentai*
Alabama: I-I uhh
Georgia: THERE IS MORE SHUT-UP KEEP GOING!!
Mississippi: *takes out his laptop*
Alabama: oh shi-
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Cali: *looking for something*
Texas: what are you looking for?
Cali: My will to live I can't seem to find it or any fucks to give to you either-
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Alaska: My dad neglected me...
Texas: Mine starved me
Georgia: Mine kept touching me
Florida: Mine hit me, what about you Cali?
California: I had a normal childhood- ARE YOU GUYS OK?
Georgia: Dude I shuffle the same playlist every day don't ask me if im ok.
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Nebraska: What if and hear me out
Missouri: Oh no...
Nebraska: why are pizzas put into square boxes when their circles that are made out of triangles...
Illinois: Can I PLEASE HURT HIM
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Maryland: Geo
Georgia: Yeah?
Mary: I just wanted to say...
Mary: *singing as the golden girl's theme song plays* THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND~~~
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fiksi Penggemar.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
