Florida: hey peach daddy could you pass the salt?
Georgia: Mary im gonna kill 'em-
Maryland: GEORGIA NO-
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Florida: Oi short hotter temperature Alaska I think we should order a pizza
Texas: mother fucking- *loading gun*
Florida: haha- im in danger
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New York: I've never said this before but Florida I appreciate you
Florida: thank you pizza city :)
New York: I take it back-
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D.C: Hi Florida long time no see!
Florida: Oh hi dairy queen!
D.C: this- this is why I moved out...
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Gov: ...
Florida: Oh Glove! I need to talk to you
Gov: The fuck you say-
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Alaska: *sleeping*
Florida: *whispering* Scary Ice cube- I wanted to tell you volcanic pineapple called earlier
Alaska: You can call me ice cube but never disrespect Hawaii...
Florida: ok-
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Florida: Papa, mama Georgia needs you for something
Pennsylvania: I hate you... But tell him I'll be there in a minute
Florida: Ok bye dad-
PA: bye son :)
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Florida: my lovely donut boi, have you seen my phone
Mass: the hell? No- I haven't orange
Florida: :O
Florida: :)
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Kinda like Mass x Florida now :D
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
