Texas: *breathing*
Cali: GOD STOP!!
Tex: What?
Cali: BREATHING LOUDLY TO ANNOY ME!!
Tex: THAT'S JUST HOW I BREA-
Cali: MISS GERMANY!! TEXAS IS BREATHING LOUDLY TO ANNOY ME!!
Germany: *From the distance* TEXAS KEEP YOUR BREATHING DOWN PLEASE!!
Tex: . . .
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Mass: Do you have dunkies??
Poland: Massachusetts, we've talked about this. This is a daycare-
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Nebraska: *intense starring at some ants at the playground*
Nebraska: Do ants poop?
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Geo: Whatcha got there Mary?
Mary: My pet crab, I call him lunch! :D
Geo: Neat! Nice to meet you lunch! :D
Russia: Wait-
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PA: What's up nerd!
Geo: ,:C
PA: *hugs him* sorry...
Geo: ,:)
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Wyoming: *in a box* :)
Alaska: Mi. Why are you in a box?
Wyoming: *peeps his head out* I am the box.
Coco: Same dude!! :D
Wyoming: Shut up coco. You still owe me Chocy milk!! >:C
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Connecticut: Mass. Let go of us.
Mass: *hugging his brothers for dear life because he had a nightmare they died* NO!
N.Y: Brother please get off.
Mass: NO!! I'M KILLING YA NOT JASON!!
Connecticut: Who's Jason-?
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Wholesome =w=
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
