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The Doll chapter because why not. :D

(Just 3 stories in one :>)

All the states had gone off to do some sort of important thing. Dolls didn't pay attention to whatever it was. But the house was theirs! Florida first got up, rubbing one of his button eyes. Tired as hell, yet he was kinda hungry. "Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Geo. Geo. Geo." Florida whispered trying to wake the snoozing doll. How can this doll practically hibernate?! THIS IS WEIRD! "GEO, GEO, GEO, GEO, GEO, GEO!!" Florida grabbed the other shaking him. "PEACH!!" Florida pushed the snoozing boy off the shelf. "OW!!" 

"I'm hungry, make us some food."

Geo rubbed the back of his head, bitch... "Fine. Is the door open?" Florida nodded, sometimes Louie left the door open when all the states left so the dolls could sneak out and stretch their legs. Geo grabbed Florida and dragged him into the kitchen to prepare food.

+Time skip+ 

Texas was the last to wake up, he hopped off the shelf onto the bed, then hopped off and right out the door. He spotted New York and Cali on the couch, having Mass jump on the remote to change the channel. "Oh hey, Texas!" Cali said, smiling. Unlike the actual states, the dolls got along well. In some ways, they were similar to their human counterparts but they never fought at all. "Geo made breakfast with Florida, so if your toast is burnt blame, Flo. He was in charge of it." N.Y said snuggling up to Cali. "Thanks button."

Texas walked into the kitchen with doll Michigan repeatedly hitting his head on a wall while Ohio just watched, pleased...? "What are you doing...?" Michi stopped and looked at the taller doll. "My person was being kinda rude don't cha know. I saw him yelling at Louie for something. So..." Then he went back to hitting his head on the wall. 

At least they didn't feel pain...?

Texas climbed on the table with the lego ladder. Seeing a big plate of eggs bacon and toast laid out got him. Or human-sized, but to a doll it was huge. "How did you two even cook this?" Then he noticed Florida's hair was on fire... "HOLY SHIT!! FLORIDA YOUR HEAD!!" The other doll looked puzzled till a whole bunch of water came pouring on him. "HEY!!" 

South Carolina laughed, stealing a slice of Texas's bacon and walking off. Texas sat in front of his large plate, eating as much as he could. The dolls didn't need to eat. But they did love it. A plus for growing mouths shorty after the whole alive voodoo thing. "STOP IT NORTH!! SPIT IT OUT!!" Oh no...

Texas looked up from his eggs, staring directly at North who was in Geo's pan eating the freshly made eggs. "STOP! STOP! STOP!!" He screamed, he sounded like he would cry. He couldn't tho, the Dolls didn't drink anything. They just didn't like the idea of liquid inside them. "PLEASE!! MY EGGS!!" Texas groaned as N.C continued to shove more hot eggs into his mouth. Enjoying every second of it. Eventually, Alaska climbed on the counter and pulled him off the pan. Half of the southern state's eggs gone. 

N.C licked his lips. "M-My eggs..." Geo mumbled, picking up the pan and moving it off the hot eye. Texas could only imagine the kinda pain the actual state had to go through. The one he seen in real life was very careful. Yet fought a lot, and he normally didn't eat as much as his doll counterpart. Nor would the real one risk a hot pan. "NORTH CAROLINA I'M GONNA RIP YOUR WOOL OUT!!!" Georgia shouted before California grabbed him. Texas sat back getting more amused by the show. 

"Stop it..." Cali dragged the screaming Georgian away. North just stared at him, smiling. Strange... Alaska pushed him off and decided to eat the rest of the other state's eggs. Texas laughed, and finished his plate. Texas got up and walked around the house. Mississippi and Alabama was in Alabama person's room, dancing to some song. "NOW FROM THE TOP MAKE IT DROP THAT'S A WAP!!" The two sang. "I hate it here..." Texas mumbled, walking away.