Geo: someone is going to die-
Alaska: *covers his mouth* OF FUN!!
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Indiana: Where's Greg?
Ohio: (His best knight) You killed him already my lord.
Indiana: God damn it... I liked Greg.
Ohio: I did too my lord.
Indiana: *points at some random knight* What's your name?
Random knight guy: Ivan your majesty.
Indiana: *Whispering* I don't like him...
Ohio: *whispering back* Would you like me to kill him, my lord?
Indiana: Yes, please-
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N.Y: No one needs to know...
Gov: needs to know what?
Alaska: New York accidentally walked in on me changing and is really embarrassed about it.
N.Y: ALASKA!!
Alaska: oop... sorry-
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Geo: OFF WITH THIS MAN'S HEAD!!
Also Geo: Aww, come here kid. I'll buy you some food. *hugs the random child*
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Oklahoma: *wearing a gown after a tea party with Atlanta* Don't. You. Dare.
Alabama: pfft-
Texas: *wheeze*
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N.Y: That's a lot of blood...
Cali: Who let the innocent one... INTO THE FUCKING DUNGEON!! *Covers his eyes*
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Alaska: Anything can be turned positive!
Cali: Why hasn't my life done that yet?
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D.C: My dad said I should get out more...
Gov: Your dad's dead.
D.C: I know that's why I'm not listening.
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Austin: I'm gonna fucking kill you-
Texas: *Covers his mouth* OF KINDNESS!!
;w;
I'm addicted already-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fanfiction.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
