Texas: *on the phone* NEW YORK HELP!!
N.Y: what?
Texas: THERES SNOW ON MY CAR AND I POURED HOT WATER ON IT!
N.Y: You fucking dumbass...
Texas: I BROKE THE WINDSHIELD OF MY TRUCK!!! *Sobbing*
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Florida: Hey Donut boi do ya wanna kiss?
Mass: YES PLEASE!!
Florida: *hands him the candy* :)
Mass: I-i... Thanks...
Florida: *kisses his cheek*
Mass: :O
Florida: :D
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Moscow: only a fool would be scared of spiders
-Meanwhile-
D.C: GOV THERES A SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM HELP
Gov: HELL NO YOU DEAL WITH THAT!!
D.C: WHAT- NO!!
Gov: the honest thing to do then is to move out and burn the house down...
D.C: Agreed...
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PA: Peachy why do guys call you a Georgian Peach? *low key kinda jealous*
Georgia: HAHAHA- because im thick *thigh slap*
Mary: Am I a peach?
Georgia: Hell yes child.
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Alaska: Can- can I have a hug, please... Honey, please im sorry...
Hawaii: *really mad* how about when I get my virginity back?
Texas: *chokes on his whiskey*
Cali: holy shit
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Cali: No one may love me but then again
Cali: I'll always have this dope ass swag B)
Cali: LIFE IS PAIN LIFE IS PAIN DAMN IT
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Texas: Ya know Cali you're kinda cute.
Cali: thanks Texmex~
Texas: Fuck you...
Cali: only if you'd help me~
Texas: WhAt dId YoU sAy-
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What if the Georgias were twins
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I mean think about it-
They could be
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
Fiksi Penggemar.-. Hai? Idk wut to put here
