Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like

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Cali: I bet he's thinking about when he was independent.

Texas: I will never forgive Spongebob for what he said... Fucking bitch-

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N.Y: What's happening...?

Oklahoma: We have no idea...

Florida: *ascending in the living room while books just fly everywhere* THE GODS WANT ME!!

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Mass: What doesn't kill me should run like hell. Because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Florida: Shit...

Louie: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah...?

Mississippi: OH MY GOD TENNESSEE FELL OFF!!

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Geo: Mary, I'm sad...

Mary: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay Geo. I'm here.

Texas: Cali, I'm sad...

Cali: *nodding* mood.

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N.Y: *takes off his trench coat*

Literally every other state: YO HE'S GOT LEGS-

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Kentucky: Louie was banned from every buffet in the area, so we had to go out of town to get food.

Louie: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it!

Geo: Honey, you kept eating chairs...

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D.C: Damn dude...

Gov: *who dropped his ice cream* I hate my entire existence and can't wait till I expire...

I.D.C: I'll get you another cone...

Gov: sprinkles?

I.D.C: Sure.

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Canberra: *Holding a snake* This is Noah.

D.C: I'm getting the fuck outta here I don't need more than three Floridas...

Florida: We should get a small hat for him!!

Canberra: GENUS!!